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Pickle-Flavored Lollipops

I can’t decide what I’d rather have… A candy that tastes like pickles or a pickle that tastes like candy… It seems like the universe has decided for me by conceiving a lollipop that has the look (sorta) and taste of a sour-salty dill pickle. This Pickle Pop might actually do well to compliment that fresh deli sandwich for lunch.

Or it will confuse the living daylights out of your poor palette.

($2.90 @ Amazon)

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Candy and Toilets: Sour Flush

As a rule of thumb, you should never eat anything that’s coming out of the inside of a toilet and you should definitely avoid eating said substance off of a toilet plunger. I think, however, this product is probably the one and only exception to this rule.

Sour Flush candies are in the same vein as Baby Bottle Pops, only instead of a candy rubber nipple, it’s a candy rubber plunger and instead dipping into a baby bottle, you’re dipping into the bowels of a plastic toilet. You can choose from Sour Apple, Blue Raspberry or Watermelon flavors. Bon appetit FOODBEASTs!

($2 @ Neatoshop/$14.25 for a 12-pack @ Amazon)

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24K Gold Lollipops

How do you make an already decadent food more decadent? You infuse it with edible 24k gold flakes and make it taste like champagne! This is seriously the most ostentatious lollipop I have ever seen. I’m pretty sure this is what Oprah gives out on her doorstep on Halloween. Well, that and iPod Shuffles.

($12 @ Firebox)

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Human Heart Lollipop

Eat your heart out with this Human Heart Lollipop. Nothing quite says “I love you” like the real thing, well, sort of. The huge 2-inch wide strawberry lollipop is guaranteed to show that special someone you care. Valentine’s Day is still awhile aways, but who says the romance has to start then. ($2.99 @ Perpetual Kid)

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Homemade Star Wars Lollipops

The Star Wars fans have been dabbling in quite a bit of food stuffs lately and now we get to see the Force in suckable candy action (rest assured, Darkside is accounted for too). Custom Candy Creations sells a set of 10 of these homemade character lollipops for $8.50. If you want to suck on Darth Vader, R2-D2 or maybe C3PO, this set might be right up your alley (that’s what she said x3).