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The 23 Most Ridiculous Food Lyrics from Kanye West

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Kanye West has been called a genius numerous times. Granted, it’s usually just him saying it, but it does takes a special kind of artist to put together so many food references in his lyrics throughout the years. He’s at a point in his career where anything he says can be turned into an inspirational quote worthy of Pinterest/Tumblr/Instagram. That’s how genius works, right? From his affinity for Klondike bars to the nostalgic description of his mother’s chicken soup, Kanye finds masterful ways to incorporate food into his beautiful music.

Maybe he writes some of his best stuff in his kitchen, or at a restaurant, regardless, here’s 23 of Kanye West’s tastiest food references.

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aDoritos-Lollipop

In 2008 Kanye teamed up With Lil Wayne for the Lollipop remix and graced us with this double entendre that almost solidified his genius with one verse alone. Nacho cheese has never felt so complex.

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fritos-popa

Kanye didn’t stop there. The very next line in the Lollipop remix gave us another chip classic, this time using Fritos.

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Flashing-Hors-d'oeuvresa

Kanye showed his versatility in this one as he dropped some French on us. Not only did he tap into our food fantasies, but dropped a literature reference. Some said it couldn’t be done, but Kanye can do anything.

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alors-on-dansea

Keeping with the French theme, Kanye jumped on the Alors on Danse remix and talked about filet mignon. Unnecessary? Maybe. Awesome? Always.
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Christina-Milian-Klondikae

Kanye is known to ask the hard-hitting life questions. He’s somewhat of a philosopher in his own right, kind of. In this verse, he put a spin on the age-old Klondike question.

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blonde-dyke-klondikea

In this verse, Kanye kind of answered his own question from the last quote. He’d do anything.

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cool-whipa-slow-jamz

In this one, Yeezy showed one of his innovative uses for Cool Whip.

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chicken-soup-hey-maama

In one of his more serious songs, this one really showed a nostalgic West as he honored his mom’s home cooking.

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Fridays-Gonae

Yeezus showed some pretty classic foodie alternatives to jewelry in this one.

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Gorgeous-Fish-Sticka

This one was in retaliation to a classic South Park episode where Yeezy was compared to a “gay fish.”

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guilt-trip-vodkaa

Yeezus has hundreds of libation references in his music, as most rap artists do, but here he displayed a special ability to rhyme, “vodka” with “blocka, blocka, blocka, blocka.”
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Heartbreak-Cakea

This one is a bit painful if you’re a fan of cake. Having to leave a party early before the cake is cut is brutal, twice as brutal if there’s Rocky Road ice cream served with it.

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I-am-a-God-Croissanta

Yeezus showed his God-like rhyming as he let out his wrath on a lowly French server in this one.

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kobe-beef-like-thata

A tribute to one of the most dominant duos in basketball history. Unfortunately, he brought up the break up portion of the duo’s relationship.

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Last-call-mayonnaisea

This verse is probably close to Kanye’s heart, as he talked about it being one of the lines that got him noticed as a rapper and not just a producer. The power of food.

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Lawry's-Good-Lifea

‘Ye took Lawry’s to the mainstream with this one and started a rap style that took off with rappers like Drake and Lil Wayne.

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mocha-workout-plana

This is one of the simpler workout tips Kanye gives in this song.

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Paris-Fish-Fileta

Kanye teamed up with Jay-Z in this song and asked him these rhetorical questions that he clearly knew the answers to.

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So-appalled-cheeriaos

It takes true genius to to care about lowering your cholesterol.

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Sweet-aand-Sour
Yeezy sure does know what to do with those extra sweet and sour packets that McDonald’s… oh wait, they never give anyone enough sweet and sour sauce.

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through-the-pancaake-wire

We get three food references in this one as Kanye sadly describes the time in his life he broke his jaw in an accident and couldn’t enjoy food. If you’ve had braces, you can feel his pain. Sort of.

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Touch-thea-KFC

Wait, KFC has a buffet?

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We-don't-care-Cakae

Yeah. This is Kanye’s music in a nutshell.

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So there you have it. If you don’t feel inspired to eat something delicious after this, there’s something wrong with you. Go bake yourself a cake and call it genius.

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DJ Khaled’s “I’m On One” Gets a McDonald’s-Themed Parody

DJ Khaled’s hit single “I’m On One” got some major love with the utmost of quickness when it hit airwaves a few weeks back. The song, featuring power players like Lil Wayne, Drake and Rick Ross, was built for the radio and built to be assimilated by the masses. It was bound to garner some parodies, and the first mentionable one comes from the mind of Cedrick Finnie, and is called “I Want Some.

“I’m On One” (Original):

“I Want Some” (Parody):

 

LYRICS

(Drake)

I’m gettin so full, I ain’t ate this good since I was 18. I can help you out if, there’s anything you can’t eat. Like whats up wit that parfait? I can eat that burger tooo believe me. And whats up wit that McFlurry?? Killin’ that as well would beee so easy. Gon’ eat it don’t play wit it boy. If You havin’ trouble I can help you kill it boy.

Yeah, and I’ll be ridin around my state wit a lil mo’ food than I already ate, trippin off u if u touch my plate, wit my Big Macs and McGangBangs n this parfait is a blessin dip my fries n my McFlurry mite sound wierd but a good connection give me fries and apple pies this dollar menu is a blessin and then 20 chicken nuggets dip em all n some ranch dressin.

(hook) All I care about is nuggets and the sauce I dip em in, imma split this good McDouble and put that McChicken in, I know if i keep this up man imma get a double chin, but you kno i’m still gon love it, I see u got some nuggets, I WANT SOME. I said I want some. I said I want some. Real talk I want some. 2 Big Macs and a large blue fiz, bro what you mean you don’t know what that is? That’s when you mix blue Powerade and Sprite. Ask me if i want McD’s tonite yeah I want some. I said I want some.

 

(Ross)

Ugh.. I’m eatin Quarter Pounders, they fillin my gut. Say u don’t like McD’s I’m lookin at you wit disgust. 2 McGangBangs, them hoes’ll get me stuffed. And when I’m on these nuggets BBQ sauce is a must. I loosen my belt, to prepare for this meal. 20 piece nugget for 5 bucks, helluva deal. Ask me how it taste, I tell u everything’s great. Taste like a gourmet meal, think imma need a plate. Still drinkin on the same drink till the death of me. That blue fiz boy you gotta mix it carefully. Ever ate so good you feel like burstin out the seams??

Man this stuff so good I think I mite let out a scream. Ugh. Bro don’t even take it there. You try to challenge me I’ll eat you right up off the chair. So yeah, the competition wouldn’t be fair. And i’m reppin weSST oaks till U get the chair.

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(Wayne)

I could walk around the room, and out eat errbody. Fresh off the frier so it’s got that heat like Pat Riley. yeah, too many nuggets ain’t enuff nuggets. I make em disappear, nigga what nuggets?? Imma hungry dude, I can crush sumpm. Jus ate a lil while ago, but my stomache rumblin. Only thing sweet is the sour sauce, I’ll eat ya lights out, like I cut the power offf. Boy I eat like, Andre the Giant. You’d be amazed at all the burgers I’m buyin’. 5 Quarter Pounders if I’m lyin I’m dyin. And I wipe em off the earth like the Mayans. It’s a celebration girl, I’m boutta feast. I’m so dang hungry I think I could eat a wildebeest. Ceddy be the name, and I’m a foodaholic killin burgers and McNuggets thats some brown on brown violence.

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