Just, NO, okay?
In an awful waste of scientific ingenuity, someone decided to create an “Edible Mist Machine” that lets you enjoy vaporized flavor hits without the hassle of calories, chewing, or actually, you know, ingesting anything. Like an e-cig essentially, but without even the nicotine to help you feel better about it.
Designed by Charlie Harry of Lick Me I’m Delicious — the same guy who created the glow-in-the-dark and Viagra ice creams — this space age-y invention is capable of producing over 200 flavors in mist form, “from mango to chocolate, apple pie to smoked bacon.” For just shy of $10,000 in the States, you can use it for food-themed parties (dumb), or maybe in shopping malls to convince people to go to the food court (evil, but also dumb).
Either way, we’ll still happily enjoy our real bacon, thanks.
H/T Geekosystem + Pithx Lick Me I’m Delicious