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Now Peeps Oreos Are Turning People’s Poop Pink

When Oreo debuted its Peeps flavor recently, people had mild complaints about the cookie turning their tongues and saliva pink.

Whatever. Slurpees do that all that time and it’s not a big deal.

There are new complaints about the Oreo, though, as people are now saying it’s turning their poop as pink as Jigglypuff’s belly.

The pink cream inside the Oreo contains a dye called FD&C Red No. 3, and apparently doesn’t break down during digestion according to Live Science. That could be the main reason why it comes out the backdoor looking like Kirby.

A lot of us in the Foodbeast office got down on these Oreos and didn’t notice such side effects, but then again, no one ate a whole pack’s worth:

Even Charmin toilet paper brilliantly chimed in on the Peeps Oreos, offering discreet help to its victims:

While it’s a strange side effect, at least no one’s getting sick. Still, get your shit together, Oreo.

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Falcon Punch Your Way to Breakfast with Nintendo Pancakes

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The world’s most awesome pancake-making dad is back again, and this time he’s going old school. Nathan Shields of Saipancakes has already come up with HobbitStar Trek and animal turd pancakes, among others. So what could possibly be next? Nintendo flapjacks, y’all!

The batter master creates skillet art that’s not only perfect breakfast entertainment, but they’re also totally spot-on. Mario has his starchy ‘stache, the big DK looks fierce and Yoshi looks adorable, as usual. Perfection.

Since Shields has so much starchy talent, there’s no telling what he could crank out next. Here’s to hoping it’s the cast of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” in batter form, but what do you think it’ll be?

H/T Neatorama + PicThx Saipancakes