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Kim Kardashian Drinks Sardine Smoothie To Avoid Snitching On Her Sisters

Being a true sibling means that when given the choice to confirm a rumor about your sister or to take one for the team, you choose the latter. Even if, as in the case of Kim Kardashian last night, that means guzzling a smoothie made out of sardines.

In a round of “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts” on the The Late Late Show With James Corden, Kim K was asked to confirm rumors that two of her sisters, Kylie and Khloé, were pregnant. Her alternative in this grotesque bout of truth or dare was to sample the salted fish shake placed in front of her.

In a brave act of sisterhood, Kim Kardashian drinks the sardine smoothie rather than out her sisters on live television. Of course, considering the fact that this was probably one of the most rancid drinks ever concocted, she had to spit out the revolting mixture within seconds.

Kim did manage to get a bit of revenge against Corden before the night was through, though, forcing him to bite off part of a cow’s tongue so that he didn’t have to pick which of his sisters he liked better. The things we do for our siblings, y’all.

I hope that Kylie and Khloé have a pretty good way to thank Kim for not revealing whether they were pregnant or not. That sardine smoothie was, in Kim’s words, “so fucking disgusting.”

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Kim Kardashian Swears The Powdered White Lines In Her Snaps Are ‘Candy’

UPDATE: Kim jumped back on snapchat to address the fan allegations, and as she streamed the table in question, it appeared that she was wrong, and it was not candy lines. Unless she’s pulling some witchcraft, the white lines were actually part of the pattern on the marble table. She calmly reiterated that she is a mother, does not adhere to a crazy party lifestyle, and that drug use is not her thing.

Original: Kim Kardashian took to Snapchat to announce some new products in her children’s clothing line, but all anyone can talk about were the highly sus powdery lines in the background.

As Kim talked up the new customized kids Yeezy shoes, there seemed to be powdery white lines on a table behind her, leading people to believe she was involved in some drug activity.

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Kim immediately addressed the issue, saying the white lines were sugar, after having a candy-filled day with her daughter North at Dylan’s Candy Bar in New York, yesterday.

Her story checks out, as she really was at Dylan’s with her daughter, but people don’t seem to be buying it, as the “sugar” seems to be suspiciously lined up and spaced out the way a cut up drug would be, ready to become nose candy.


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Also, we’ve seen snortable chocolate in the market now, so maybe she was just trying to get a similar sugar high.

Kim didn’t remove the snap, so for the next couple of hours, the world can watch the vid themselves and form their own opinion, but in the end, it is her business what she does with her “sugar.”

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This New Line Of ‘Adult Cereals’ Are Definitely NSFW

When I walk past the “Adult Cereal” aisle at the grocery store, I always expect to see something pornographic on the boxes, because I have my mind in the gutter.

A London-based startup called Cereal Motel is actually creating something along those lines, as the front of its cereal boxes are a bit suggestive and definitely geared towards adults.

There’s no way in hell you’d find these at your local Kroger or Whole Foods, but on their site, Cereal Motel sells four cheeky cereals: Vice Krispies, Porn Flakes, Booty Pops, and Sugar Tits.

The individual cereals cost 9.99 euros, which is about $10.80, so they don’t come cheap.

Peep the four adult cereals below and reminisce on the days when you’d prance around the cereal aisle, picking out your favorite:
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Vice Krispies

Vice Krispies, a spoof on Cocoa Krispies and the movie Inherent Vice, consists of chocolate multigrain rice.

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Porn Flakes


The Porn Flakes are a little disturbing, unless you’re furry and have a thing for half-naked animals.

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Sugar Tits

Sugar Tits are a little more tasteful, as there is a topless mermaid, with her, um, breasts covered in sugar. This cereal is basically like Frosted Flakes.

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Booty Pops

Last, but not least, there’s the Kim Kardashian-inspired cereal called Booty Pops. These are a spoof on Corn Pops, and the front of the box graces a model popping open some milk as it floats over her head and hits the bowl of cereal carefully balancing on her rump, similar to the Kardashian photo shoot for Paper Magazine.

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Kanye West Has Henny And Grey Goose Lemonade Slushie Machines Backstage

Kanye West once said that Hennessy would be the death of him, and it just might be, if he chugs too many of these frozen drinks on tour.

Wednesday night, Kanye performed in Toronto, and of course, his wife Kim Kardashian-West Snapchatted behind the scenes goodies, as she usually does. Among the things she posted to her Snapchat story, were Kanye’s Hennessy & Coke and Grey Goose Lemonade slushie machines.

Kim captioned the photo, “Pablo rider is LIT” and showed off the 7-Eleven type of machines.

A photo posted by Kanye West (@kanyew.est) on

It’s not just for show, either. In later Snaps, you can see Kanye holding a cup of the frozen Coke & Henny, while Kim’s shrilled voice gives random commentary in the background.

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Kanye has always considered himself a revolutionary and a trend-setter. Maybe convenience stores will see this, take note, and make it a thing, so we can all enjoy the boozy Slurpees.

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Kanye Rolls Up On A Candy Store, Drops $200 on Skittles And Push Pops

If you get to the check-out line and decide you want to treat yourself to a Kit-Kat or a Snickers bar, you’ve had a satisfying trip to the store. However, Kanye West doesn’t settle for $2 sweets and of course, has to take things to the extreme.

Yeezy, Kim Kardashian, and baby North West were spotted going on a high-roller candy spree at Dylan’s Candy Bar in Los Angeles, Monday.

They must have been inspired by Lamar Odom’s old sweet tooth, as the power couple dropped $200 on an array of lollipops, Push Pops, Gobstoppers, Sour Skittles, Rainbow Nerds, Sour Octupus and Peachie-O’s, according to TMZ.

You have to think they walked out with a heavy amount of each candy, though, because none of the candy described should ever amount to anything more than $20.

Maybe Kanye was stocking up for his upcoming tour, or maybe he was paying tribute to the late great Gene Wilder and his portrayal of Willy Wonka. Regardless, that’s a baller amount of money to spend on one trip to the candy store.

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Anthony Bourdain Savagely Jabs The Kardashians While Watching A Pig Get Slaughtered

There are few celebrity families hated as much as the Kardashians. Even Anthony Bourdain, who seems like the coolest guy — ever — took the time to jab at Hollywood’s most infamous family.

In one instance, during a Parts Unknown episode, Bourdain casually watched a pig get slaughtered and simultaneously started dropping hot fire about the Kardashian sisters.

For example:

“Even with the brain dead, the [pig’s] heart keeps on beating… sort of like … pick a Kardashian.” -Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown

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He didn’t stop there. At one point, as someone was shaving off a pig’s hair, Bourdain commented:

“Date night at Khole’s house.” — Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown

Sick burn!

The footage from this episode is a bit on the graphic side, but probably isn’t any worse than an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

“Let’s hope Kanye never has to see this.” – Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown

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Kim Kardashian Offered Free Burgers For As Long As She’s Pregnant

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Since Kim Kardashian is eating for two at the moment, Wayback Burgers decided to offer her free burgers and shakes until the little West baby pops out.

According to wyff4, Wayback sent Kim a lengthy letter, congratulating her for having another little Kanye in the oven and offering her a VIP “Kim Kard,” which can be redeemed at any of the Wayback locations across the US.

E! Online said that Kim is due in December, so she can load up on burgers and shakes up until Christmas time.

Not sure how many shakes and burgers Kim will redeem—the Wests seem like more of an ice cream cone type of family.

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A photo posted by Kanye Doing Things (@kanyedoingthings) on

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12 Kim Kardashian Food Memes That Fed the Internet

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Kim Kardashian attempted to break the internet this week by putting out a photo of her bare assets for all the world to see. The internet still works, but it did lead to a full-fledged attack on her ass.

There were plenty of classic food-related memes, as you can imagine. Here is a list of 12 you might have overlooked on the day that Kim Kardashian’s ass was the talk of the town.

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The Ray-J Special

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MMMM…. Doughnut

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@piecesofc

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Worst Coffee Ever

 

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The Elegant Grapes of Wrath

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@brixxpizza

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Kim Pops

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That Latte Art Tho

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@forevrr_kiki

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Some Vienna Sausage

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@3mannuelmiranda

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Starbucks Cup Art

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@yoyoha

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Cuties Booty

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@cestcalestyle

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Krispy Kim

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Mrs. Potato Ass

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@t_double_J

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Eating Ass for Thanksgiving

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@itsdom13

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