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This Keychain Stamp Lets You Claim Your Beer Can

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It’s holiday party season, which means it’s inevitably time for accidentally swapping drinks with someone at a party.  You have three options for handling this snafu:

  1. Be horrified. Go throw up. Cry.
  2. Shrug. Keep drinking anyway.
  3. Prevent it from happening in the first place.

Save yourself the pain of taking a swig from halitosis Harry’s beer, and get yourself one of these keychain stamps. They let you brand any aluminum can with a permanent message so you know which beer truly belongs to you.

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The $8 CanStamp can spell out witty phrases like “mine,” “in use,” and “fuel.”  You just press the stamp into the can and voila! personal branding. Just make sure no one at your party has the same stamp as you. Then things might get a little ugly. And gross.

 Can Stamp, $8 @CanStamp

H/T Gizmodo

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IDEA: Hidden Valley Ranch Keychain

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