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19 Times Beyonce Lyrics Made Us Hungry

Whether you’re a proud member of the BeyHive or not, there’s no denying Beyoncé is one bad bitch. Her songs seem to cover a pretty wide range of emotions (er…topics), from her naïve early days as the lead lady of Destiny’s Child, to the straight-up nasty music in collab with her ~supposedly~ philanderous husband, Jay Z, in her self-titled album, to the more recent, heart-wrenching Lemonade about said philanderous husband. ‘Yoncé pretty much kills the game no matter what her mood is and no matter how much of a dickwad Jay Z feels like being that day.

Regardless of the subject, the woman knows how to throw in a good food reference, and here are 19 song lyrics to prove it. As a spoiler alert, half of these are sexual innuendos, and the other required some serious research to understand, but we’ll take it.

 

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This sentence is pretty much verbatim from the section where they first explained what a “simile” was in my seventh grade English textbook. Plus, everyone loves ice cream. Way to kick off your debut solo album with a classic, Beyoncé.

 

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Who would have known P. Diddy would be the type of person to care so much about B’s mental health like that?! Leave it to Mr. Combs to remind us about what’s important in life.

 

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Based on the number of times Beyonce says “again” here, we’re going to assume this was a full on mack sesh. But hey, if he’s throwin’ out the dough for the good stuff, I’d be down to kiss him all night, too.

 

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This quote refers to a time where Tina Turner, formerly known as Anna Mae, got cake shoved in her face in broad daylight by her abusive and jealous husband, Ike Turner. Not cool. Way to be insensitive, Jay Z.

 

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Sounds like a typical Friday night with friends. And by friends, I mean food.

 

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Moral of the story – don’t mess with Beyonce and her liquor or she’ll f*ck you up.

 

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You might have to think about this one, but once you get it, you’ll know.

 

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Raise your hand if you still find it incredibly creepy when ladies call their men “Daddy”.

 

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For all you noobs out there like me who have no clue what this means, this phrase refers to all the ass pics on Instagram. There must be a ton of them to warrant their own phrase. *hastily opens Instagram*

 

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I’m sure men everywhere heard this lyric and stepped up their game once they realized they could get a free seafood feast out of a little added foreplay.

 

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Am I the only one whose mind automatically wanders to an image of Beyoncé covered in tomato sauce looking really uncomfortable?

 

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TBH, I would probably walk right out the door if a man ever referred to my boobs as “breastases.” I wonder about you sometimes, Jay Z.

 

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I solved your riddle, alright. As a side note, I personally think every Sex Ed class should employ this metaphor for the female anatomy whenever possible. We’d have a lot less confused guys out there. Thank you, Beyoncé. You really are a saint.

 

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C’mon, why you gotta do a guy like that? He was just in the food court eating a gyro! Pronounced yee-roh, btw.

 

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Okay so technically Yamazaki is whiskey not sake, but it’s cool, B. As a matter of fact, Yamazaki is the first whiskey to be commercially produced in Japan. It’s pretty incredible, if you’ve never tried it.

 

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From this sentence, I’m going to assume Beyoncé is trying to say that she is sweet, wet, and messy. Did I get it? Did I crack the code???

 

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I’ve said this on multiple occasions, but Beyoncé, can I be you?

 

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If you’re ever looking for an exposé on the sex lives of the rich and famous, let Partition be your guide.

 

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For those times when somethin’ just needs a little extra spice.

 

Well, after all this I think it’s pretty clear I need to spend more time on Urban Dictionary in an attempt to understand all of these euphemisms because I struggled to keep up.

You keep doin’ you, Beyoncé. Can’t wait to see what you come out with next.

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Celebrity Grub News

Beyonce’s Album ‘Lemonade’ Gives New Life To The Lemon Emoji

Britney Spears’ utter domination of the world in the late 90s and early 2000s was the first time a woman became president of the entertainment industry since Madonna at her peak. The throne was empty for a while, until Beyonce saw an opportunity and swooped. I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say, “Dope.”

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Queen Bey recently released a “visual album” on April 23rd called Lemonade, a collection of songs that are each accompanied by a music video and all presented to viewers in one fell swoop. Similarly to King Midas, everything Beyonce touches turns to gold, as did this album. People took to social media to express their opinions and, thanks to an initial tweet by Tidal (the company that exclusively released the album) that used the lemon emoji several times, the sour citrus fruit began to spread like wildfire.

When it comes to food emojis, nobody really uses them outside of the taco, pizza, eggplant (as a stand-in for a penis), peach (as a stand-in for butts) and beer mug. After the release of her album, use of the emoji just on twitter alone skyrocketed from 25,000 to roughly 450,000 just from April 23rd to April 24th.

The bee emoji, used in reference to Beyonce’s nickname “Queen Bey” (pronounced bee), also blasted to the top of the chart, going from (on average) 70,000 sightings on April 22nd to peaking at 250,000 on April 24th.

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It’s nice to see some other emojis get some loving, although it seemingly comes at the cost of a few reputations, most notably Jay-Z and Rachael Ray, the celebrity chef who is being wrongly accused of having an affair with Jay.

 

 

Source: Twitter

Photo Credit: Vulture

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Hit-Or-Miss

Beyoncé Fans Mistakenly Terrorize Celebrity Chef Rachael Ray Over Jay Z’s Alleged Rachel Roy Affair

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Beyoncé fans are terrorizing Food Network’s celebrity chef Rachael Ray on social media after mistaking her for fashion designer Rachel Roy.

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The Food Network’s celebrity chef Rachael Ray has been flooded with cruel and nasty comments about adultery and immorality after fans confused her with fashion designer Rachel Roy.

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Bey’s fans have been bashing on Ray’s cooking and accusing her of serving steak salads and burgers to Jay Z. One user, Jeanse Broy, wrote on a photo of Ray’s slow cooked beef sandwich:

“I see what you’re doing posting that chili on Instagram you homewrecker.”

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Over the weekend, Beyoncé released her visual album “Lemonade” on HBO that some have speculated to be about Jay Z cheating with the ex-wife of his former best friend and business partner Damon Dash.

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“Lemonade” included videos for 12 of its 13 songs and powerful lyrics that touched upon subjects of infidelity, love, family and empowerment. Her spoken words had fans wondering if her husband Jay Z had been unfaithful to his wife. In her song “Sorry” Beyonce’s lyrics stated:

“He only want me when I’m not on there/ He better call Becky with the good hair.”

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The person “Becky with the good hair” is allegedly in reference to fashion designer Rachel Roy, who is rumored to have been the cause of the infamous elevator confrontation between Jay Z and Beyonce’s sister, Solange Knowles, in 2014.

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According to Rachel Roy, upon the album’s release, Roy posted a photo of herself and her friends on Instagram that has since been taken down with the caption:

“Good hair don’t care, but we will take good lighting, for selfies, or self truths, always. Live in the light #nodramaqueens.”

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Now Bey’s army of loyal fans are on the attack and mistakenly terrorizing Rachael Ray who they have mistaken for Rachel Roy.

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Written by Laura Dang, NextShark

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Health

Beyonce Launches Insane Vegan Delivery Startup Aimed at Making You Quit Meat

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Queen Beyoncé, Duchess of Fierce and mother of Blue Ivy, is now adding “startup entrepreneur” to her many titles. The singer and her personal trainer Marco Borges have launched a new vegan meal delivery service called 22 Days of Nutrition, based off the notion that it only takes 21 days to break a habit.

As expected from Queen B, all meals are organic, 100% plant-based, non-gmo, gluten-free, dairy-free, environmentally conscious, cost between $9.76 to $16.50 per meal and are delivered to your door once a week.

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You can choose from one to three meals a day (it’s cheaper to get three meals), they are delivered in a cooler, and all you have to do is refrigerate and and reheat when you want to eat.

Beyoncé and her husband Jay Z took their own 22-day vegan challenge in 2013 and have since adopted more plant-based foods in their diet. “All you have to do is try. If I can do it, anyone can,” she said in a statement.

According to Business Insider, her co-founder Borges added:

“We all know the importance and value of eating plant-based foods but often times find ourselves trapped in a series of bad habits that sabotage optimum wellness … The Vegan Meal Delivery program makes it easier to reset your habits with healthy and delicious plant-based foods.”

Are you health conscious enough to eat like the flawless Beyoncé?

Written by NextShark‘s Sebastian Dillon

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Hit-Or-Miss

Brooklyn Restaurant Features Beyoncé Themed Menu for Valentine’s Day

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You might not be ready for this jelly.

In honor of Valentine’s Day, Brooklyn based restaurant Brucie is hosting a Beyoncé themed dinner. The specialty menu includes puntastic courses such as the Breastiny’s Child, I Am Pasta Fierce and my personal favorite, the Buga-Bouillabaisse. We couldn’t make this up if we tried.

Brucie owner, Zahra Tangorra, thought using Queen Bey as the focus of the restaurant’s menu was a no brainer, “she’s having her moment now, and we’ve been listening to her record nonstop.” Additionally paying homage to Brooklyn native and Bey’s main squeeze Jay-Z, Brucie is offering Jay-Ziti and Oysters Rocafella.

Sadly the restaurant is already fully booked for Yoncé’s specialty menu but don’t worry, they still love you like xo.

If you did manage to score a table for the big night just be sure not to get too drunk in love off your wine as you H.O.V.A. hell of a time at dinner. See what we did there?

H/T Today + PicThx Brucie

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No Solid Food or Water for Adriana Lima’s Victoria’s Secret Diet

It must be hard being one of the sexiest females on the planet. Let’s take a look at model Adriana Lima for a moment.

As coveted as the looks and glamour of a high profile runway model lifestyle may seem, wait ’till you find out how Adriana prepares for her televised Victoria’s Secret runway appearance. Not only does her regimen include some extreme personal training and dieting in the months preceding the event, the final two weeks are the most gruesome.

In the 9 days leading up to the event, Adriana had no solid food, and in the 12 hours prior to the lingerie fashion show she consumed no liquids. I guess that’s just the price you pay to be the fourth highest paid supermodel in the world.

Her stomach did look super chiseled in the photos finding their way to the Internet, even if it is at the price of being an anti-foodbeast. If you want to see the fruits of Adriana’s labor, and other models like her, the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show will air exclusively on CBS on November 29.

Photo: Adriana Lima Facebook

 

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Video

[VIDEO] Ne-Yo, Jay Z, Kanye West Food Remix

FungBrosComedy puts a foodie spin on some beloved Ne Yo, Kanye West and Jay Z songs by celebrating local food and entertainment hotspots in the city of Rowland Heights in their parody music video Colima Road.

Filmed to the tune of Ne Yo and Pitbull’s Tonight as well as Kanye West and Jay Z’s Otis, the video highlights food and drink spots located in the southern California city of Rowland Heights.

The video features The Los Angeles suburb–located approximately 25 miles east of Downtown, and highlights numerous foodworthy points of interest in the city including Boiling Crab, Class 302, and Banana Bay just to name a few.

Check out this visual amalgamation of Rowland Heights flavor here:

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Celebrity Grub

Jay-Z’s Latest Venture Includes “Buffalo Boss” Chicken Restaurant

According to sources at TMZ, we are now privy to Jay-Z‘s investment in his cousin’s chicken and comfort food locale in Downtown Brooklyn: Buffalo Boss. The spot of course covers all the wing essentials, even offering up party platters of up to 500 pieces for $350, but they also serve up wraps and salads with no-hormone organic chicken. Also, apart from their savory options, these guys also have a deep fried sweet menu that includes fried twinkies, fried snickers and fried oreos.