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Behold: the Beer Bottle Car Seat, for Scumbag Parents

For basically being over 70% water, most people’s most precious cargo is still remarkably fragile. But luckily for those parents who strive to take at least as much–if not more–care of their favorite brews as they do of their children, now there’s Growler on Board.

Essentially a holster-like foam “Beer Transportation Unit” designed to keep your little darlings safe on long car rides, GoB can hold up to three ~64 ounce growlers, keeping them from tossing around and making messes all over your back seat.

And for that bit of extra safety, the Growler on Board website also offers $2 car decals so you can warn other drivers to keep far, far away from your precious water bags–or you know, just convince them of what a horrible, horrible parent you are.

Growler on Board/BTUs are $30 online and available in yellow, grey, red and black; 2 for $50.

Drive responsibly.

[Via Gizmodo]

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Beer Holster

Don’t underestimate how serious people take their beer drinking, especially beer drinking on a whim. Thanks to this beer holster, you can now attend those beer drinking venues with the utmost of confidence. The beer holster comes made of rugged leather and an adjustable nylon strap that extends to 25″ for additional support. The holster fits a 12 oz. can or bottle comfortably, and works as a rather ‘ballerholic’ accessory to any grillmaster who may want to have his drink in a proper holding place while still staying hands-free while flipping those burgers and steaks. ($29.95 @ RedEnvelope)