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Couple Arrested For Performing A ‘Hand Job’ In A Crowded Mexican Restaurant [WATCH]

This couple felt a little adventurous and tried to get their adrenaline pumping by performing a sexual act in the middle of a crowded restaurant.

Video footage shows the couple siting down at Taqueria Orinoco in San Pedro Garza Garcia, Mexico, (Yes, that’s a city, not a person) as the woman proceeded to nonchalantly pull on the dude’s rod, like she was skiing with one arm.

They weren’t even that discrete about it as it looked like they weren’t even sitting at a table. They were kind of just out in the open, rubbin’ and tuggin’ for everyone to see.

The video then shows police taking the two away, because you can’t be doing that shit in public.

Everyone in the restaurant cheered, and hopefully the cops wore gloves while cuffing them.

h/t brobible

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KFC Tweeted A Hand Job Ad And Folks Are PISSED

We’ve all heard the term “sex sells” but Kentucky Fried Chicken brought that statement to an uncomfortable visual reality in a tweet early Friday morning. And the Internet got pissed!

Posted about 12:00 am PST, KFC Australia tweeted the above ad previewing their new “Hot and Spicy” chicken campaign. But no one seemed to appreciate the humor in seeing a young woman eagerly reach into (hopefully) a pixelated bucket of chicken resting on a man’s genital region.

Once KFC Australia “realised” the tweet was confusing — some thought it might be jerk chicken

 

— and offensive, since it looks like the dude is getting a hand job — KFC, most likely feeling a little hot and spicy in the face, removed the tweet and issued an apology. 

Hopefully, from now on when KFC Australia tries to sell us their breasts again, they’ll be a little more respectful.

I mean, c’mon, this isn’t Hooters.