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Bachelor Party Badass Chugs A Beer Through Salmon’s Butthole

Since the dawn of time, bachelor parties have had at least one thing in common: craziness. Some things, like strippers and illegal alcohol/drugs, are the most common sources of a crazy bachelor party. For a handful of ballsy men from British Columbia, Canada, their vice is none other than…salmon.

After setting out on two fishing boats, Sal (short for salmon, and the name I’m using since the real names in this story have been omitted) and his crew came back only to learn that one boat had caught all the salmon, while the other boat virtually caught nothing.

Well, bringing nothing back after an entire day of fishing was sure to draw some jokes and mockery from the other boat. So in order to make up for the glaring lack of scaly lake-dwellers, one hard-partying dude decided to show off one of his more famous party tricks. That’s really all I can say, so your best bet is to check it out for yourselves.

I don’t know about you, but the thought of putting my lips on a fish’s butthole to make a functioning beer bong has never occurred to me. I would also never waste that much beer, that’s a travesty. You saw that little bit of fish guts hanging from the top of the fish, right? It wasn’t just me? Ok good, just making sure.

I think it’s safe to say that this is one fish they definitely ordered up to be beer-battered.

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Hunky Asian Guys Have Started A ‘HOT STREET FOOD WORKER’ Trend

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Hot guys selling fruit appears to be the hot new marketing strategy for food vendors in Taiwan.

BEAN CURD GUY

One of the first examples of the recent trend was 26-year-old Yi Ten Chen, dubbed “Tawian’s hottest bean curd seller.”

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Long lines of women wanting to sneak a peek at 26-year-old promotional model Yi Tin Chen  formed at the Taipei-based Chuan Tong Zhi Zui Dou Hua Tang.

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Although many accused the shirtless worker of being placed at the store as a publicity stunt, his modeling agency denied it.

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FRUIT STAND GUY

Another example of the trend is Wang Xianghong, whose toned and chiseled body was recently photographed at a fruit and vegetable store on Qiangjiang Road in Taipei’s Beitou district. His undeniably ripped six-pack has customers (mainly female) drooling as they shop for fresh produce.

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Wang, who is 20 years old and 6 feet tall, says he often works shirtless for his own convenience.

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Wang, who works at the market four days out of the week, admits that some of the older women, or “aunties,” make comments on his body and purposely move closer to him while selecting their vegetables.

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He revealed to reporters that he also works part-time as a model with Taiwanese agency Catwalk. The hunky fruit seller has been working at the market for nearly half a year and plans to serve in the army at the end of this year.

The stand’s owner told reporters that Wang and her son were classmates in primary school. Wang offered his assistance to stock produce and help customers when he found out their store was understaffed.

DURIAN GUY

The latest example of the hot food vendor trend is from Malaysia — durian vendor Jordan Yeoh.

Photographs of him helping his aunt and uncle at their durian stand has garnered over 28,000 likes since its Saturday posting.

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When Yeoh isn’t pitching in to help his extended family sell durian, he works as a fitness coach and model, which his ripped body makes apparent.

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In 2011, Yeoh was named “The Hottest Hunk” at a Malaysian beauty contest.

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One admirer on his Facebook post left a comment saying they “would rather eat the abs than the durians!”

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Written by Laura Dang of NextShark || Source: Shanghaiist

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