Cravings Hit-Or-Miss Humor

Weirdo On Craigslist Wants To Cook While Couples Make Love


A post shared by Jessica Anteby (@beigecardigan) on

Craigslist is a great place to try and sell your washer or used car, but it’s also a place where you’ll find the strangest requests — by people who are probably insane.

Case in point, this guy who put up an ad, asking to cook for you and your partner while you guys are getting busy in the bedroom.

The hilarious post said:

“Seeking a couple who likes sex and Italian food. I simply want to come to your place when you’re about to have sex. I’ll be in your kitchen making gnocchi with crab meat, which is my favourite dish. When you’re done having sex I’ll let myself out and you can enjoy this meal at your leisure. You MUST provide the crab. I’ll do the rest. Serious people only.”

This is pretty much the opportunity of a lifetime. This guy is willing to cook for you, and all you have to do is have sex with your partner, while he’s in the kitchen getting his Gordon Ramsay on.

The only risk is that this lunatic could be touching himself and getting off to the thought of you in the bedroom.

Yeah, the cons seem to outweigh the pros on this one. I’ll pass, Mr. 6’3″ married Italian cook, but thanks for the offer.

h/t brobible


These Poutine Dumplings Will Have Canada Crying Foul


Those dudes from Epic Meal Time are at it again. They’ve already destroyed the sanctity of poutine once before with their Deep Fried Sushi Poutine, but these guys have outdone themselves with these Poutine Dumplings.

Canadians and Italians alike will probably will take the most offense to this international food mashup that pairs a massive potato maple bacon gnocchi-esque dumpling stuffed with cheese curds, coated with onion crunch, pan fried, and topped off with brown gravy.

Sure, Canada might be pissed since this is not technically a traditional poutine since there’s no fries involved , but here in America anything that’s stuffed with cheese then fried is sure to be an instant hit.

Check out Epic Meal Time’s video for the recipe to make your own Poutine Dumplings.

H/T+ PicThx Gothamist