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Little Girl Explains How She Landed A Million-Dollar Business Deal With Whole Foods

Mikaila Ulmer is the 11-year-old creator of BeeSweet Lemonade, a tasty homemade lemonade that also saves endangered honey bees in the process. We recently reported that she was able to land a multi-million dollar deal with Whole Foods, which would distribute her product to 55 stories nation-wide. Watch her explain how she was able to get such an amazing deal in the video above.

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Terrible Customer Has Rude Meltdown In Kebab Restaurant, Karma Saves The Day

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A recent video has surfaced that shows a rather fun flaw in “the customer is always right saying.” A hot blonde bombshell was caught losing her shit in a kebab restaurant, throwing insults at the two women behind the counter for messing up her order:

Apparently her dish traditionally comes with green peppers, but she ordered red. The sexpot customer wasn’t pleased, to say the least.

When the two ladies behind the counter huddle up and discuss in their own native tongue how to handle the situation, the Heidi Montag-level sexpot starts hurling mouth vomit across the counter:

“If you want to be polite to the customer, then you speak English,” spews the customer. “My kids don’t eat green things, they eat red peppers!”

You heard it here first — this lady is conditioning her children to not eat green things. No green M&Ms, no green peas, and DEFINITELY NOT NO FUCKIN’ GREEN DISEASED PEPPERS.

Well — would 15 minutes be OK, we can remake it for you? Probably not — my guess is sexpot has an episode of “Fuck you I’m busy” to record, because this is how she responds:

“15 minutes? I don’t have 15 minutes for you not to know English, not to get it right the first time. You get it right the first time. The customer is always right, that’s how it works here [in America, land of the Red, White and Blue, not the land of the GREEN, White and Blue*].”

I’m not sure what Cosmo article this sexpot read that encouraged her to step into a Mediterranean restaurant in the first place, but boy is the ending to the video sweet. After hearing her own voice for a few minutes, she storms off into a door that swings in, instead of out.

We’ll overlook that fire code blemish, and the validity of this video for the sheer enjoyment of ignorance and the swift punch of karma into this customer-of-the-year’s face.

Thank you Karma, for saving the day.

*The customer didn’t say this, we were just assuming she was thinking it.

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