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This Guy Cooks Bacon For 2.5 Hours And It’s The Most Soothing Thing Ever

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There’s something so relaxing about watching bacon cook. As soon as the strips of cured pork hit the hot surface, you get that satisfying sizzle that’s followed by the most heavenly smell of burnt meat.

YouTube channel Grillshow uploaded a video that shows someone cooking TONS of bacon for two-and-a-half hours straight.

If you’re a fan of bacon cooking, or just need some sizzling new background noise, check out the mouth-watering video.

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I Don’t Even Know Anymore: Penis-Shaped Egg Molds

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The Bachelorette Party industry is really slipping. While it’s easy to understand the appeal of sucking down Screaming Orgasms oozing out of dick-shaped shot glasses, it’s a little harder to think our future husbands would appreciate experiencing a virtual circumcision every time they sit down to read the morning paper.

But it seems nobody told the folks at OMG International that. Dubbed the “Breakfast of Champenis,” their Penis Egg Fryer is exactly what it sounds like – a black, non-stick mold designed to help you make perfectly phallic breakfast foods, including but not limited to eggs, pancakes and pizzas.

Why? Because it’s “erotic” and “eggciting,” the packaging says, which makes total sense if you’re like, fifty, and the sight of solid sizzling egg white is enough to get you hot and bothered. Me, I like to think I’m a little harder to please. As in, it’s a bacon weave dildo, or no dice.

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The Penis Egg Fryer: $15 @ Amazon

H/T + PicThx Incredible Things, ebay

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Coleman FryWell: Portable Deep Fryer

This table-top fryer comes equipped with a large 6 qt. basket which holds up to 1 pound of any your favorite foods. It’s completely portable, perfect for camping or the beach, since no cords are needed. It can throw down 450 degrees Fahrenheit with 6,000 BTU/hr. Embellished with built-in carry handles, this thing is for the serious fryer. Retailing on Amazon for just around 140 dollars, definitely a must have in the true food beast kitchen. Eat on!