This Dude Carves AWESOME Skulls From Fruits And Veggies

Have you ever wondered what a vegetable carved into a skull would look like? Me neither. But we all probably have that one friend that’s weirdly obsessed with skulls. I’m lookin’ at you, Jenn. Weirdo.

Well, Russian dreamer and sculptor Dimitri Tsykalov did, and we’re stoked about it.
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For a little over two and a half decades now, Tsykalov has been commenting on society’s woes through his modern art.

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While a good number of his pieces were made to incite thought (like guns made from deli meats and bearskin rugs made from ammunition boxes), most of them are just made for fun, like the skulls made from fruits and vegetables.

What makes these skulls particularly special is the way they are made. Tsykalov uses knives, spoons, scalpels and power drills, but it’s still all done by hand.

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Even after they are made, the artistry doesn’t stop there. These beautifully haunting skulls actually become much more lifelike once they start rotting a bit.

Tsykalov also never used any computer programs to enhance or pixelate any of his work, as he correctly assumed it would take away from the inherent beauty of it all.

Dimitri’s latest work revolves around building model cars out of wood, including a Rolls Royce and a Porsche.



Photo Credit: Dimitri Tsykalov


The 6 Craziest Food Stories Of The Week [THE KATCHUP]

Welcome to the Foodbeast Weekly Katchup! If you’ve been busy doing your job and doing your duty as a productive member of society, then this is for you.

Another week has passed on this big, weird, beautiful blue ball we call earth, and with it, a variety of odd, wild and amazing things YOU humans have accomplished in the food world.

Take a look at the video above to see Foodbeast’s take on all these wacky shenanigans.

1. Starbucks Valentine’s Day Frappuccinos


One bored Starbuck’s barista made these beautiful Frappuccinos, and we can’t thank him enough! These fun-to-look-at beverages come in Love Bean, Valentine and Java Bean flavors. Nothing says “I love you” to a loved one more than a colorful Frappuccino.

2. Cinnamon Bun Oreos


Oreo blew our minds this week with their new Cinnamon Bun Oreo flavor. Admittedly, those colors look funky coming out of an Oreo package, but we know not to judge a cookie by its cover. These bad boys are about to take our taste buds for a joyride.

3. Trader Joe’s Mini Sugar Churros



Everybody loves a good churro, but nobody goes crazy for all the preservatives and other junk found in them. So Trader Joe’s went out and worked tirelessly to bring these mouth-watering bite-sized treats to the front of the line, and nobody is mad about it.


4. Punchy Taco Bell Exec Sues Uber Driver


Once again, Taco Bell douchebag extraordinaire Ben Golden ends up in the news, only this time, HE’S the one suing THE DRIVER. Crazy, right? Here’s to hoping that the poor Uber driver involved in this story walks away with a W!


5. How To Have Anal Sex Explained By Fruits


Everybody wonders about anal sex from time to time, but is anyone ever brave enough to ask the necessary questions? Well, the brilliant minds over at Simple Pickup have found a fun, colorful and still slightly off-putting way to teach viewers the in’s and out’s (pun definitely intended) of anal sex.


6. Hexagonal Beer Pong Cups

Beer pong will never be the same again! Two former mechanical engineers decided to take their beer pong game to the next level when they came up with this crazy shit, and you can bet your ass we’re on board! Let’s see what these bad boys can do!

Fast Food

Beloved Cuties Return To McDonald’s Happy Meals


Early last year, McDonald’s added a healthy snack option for kids’s Happy Meals in the form of Cuties. The California Clementines became a popular alternative for apple slices and french fries. Now, the Cuties will be making their return.

Boasting the every-popular Vitamin C, the fruit is now available at all participating McDonald’s locations. The option will be available for a limited time through May.

Since 2014, the fast food chain has served more than 38 million Cuties in Happy Meals.

McDonald’s is also stepping into the value game with the McPick 2 items for $2. Customers can pick two items (McDouble, Small Fries, A McChicken, or Mozzarella Sticks) for $2.


FOODBEAST KATCHUP: Star Wars Disneyland Food, Sexy Fruits & Free Donuts

Man, what a week. Our team sat down and took a look at some of the top stories on the site and our social channels over the last several days.

We bring you up to date on the new sliced chocolate that everyone’s talking about and how to get a free dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. We take a look at the new Star Wars foods they’re serving at Disneyland as well as all the sexy new ways to spend time with grapefruits.

Check out our weekly Katchup in the video above.


1. Rice Krispies Taco Shell


2. Chocolate Slices


3. Unexpected Ways To Use Food Sexually

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4. Disneyland Star Wars Food


5. Free Krispy Kreme Donuts

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6. Japanese Pop McNugget Bucket



Infographic Reveals Brain Foods That Will Make You Brilliant, And Why


There’s a ton of food out there that’s said to boost your brain power. Your mom might serve you a dinner of salmon the night before a test, or you might devour a bowl of fruit before a big presentation.

BlueBrainBoost crated a Brain Food Pyramid that highlights every food that will help improve your brain. Naturally, the fruits and veggies are the clearest solution to boosting your brain. Then, it’s proteins and other smaller bites.

The pyramid details all the major foods that help improve your body overall and details the effects of each item. It also sections off the ones you should eat the most of from the ones you should eat the least of. Y’know, like a regular food pyramid.

Check out the awesome infographic below and start prioritizing you brain food.


Photo: Brain ProTips


How To Properly Pleasure A Woman, Illustrated By Fruit [WATCH]

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If you’re not too familiar with a woman’s nether regions and freak out over the unknown, this fruity guide might ease your mind a bit.

Of course, there’s no one-size-fits-all method to sexual pleasure, but this video gives it a shot with a tutorial on, erm… stimulating a woman with your fingers.

Using fruits to illustrate, YouTube channel Simple Pickup essentially gives a sex-ed lesson on where a woman’s vaginal trigger spots are, and what to do once you find them.

The video even tosses out some handy stats showing that 60 percent of women, at least the ones they surveyed, need more than just intercourse to reach an orgasm. That’s where a well placed tongue or finger comes into play.

Check out the tips and tricks below, and next time you’re getting intimate with a woman, just pretend you’re playing with fruit. Wait, no. Don’t listen to me.

Packaged Food

General Mills Is Getting Rid Of All Artificial Colors From Their Cereals


General Mills has announced they’re getting rid of artificial ingredients. This means the company’s cereals will no longer feature all the bright colors at typically come with artificial flavors and colors.

No longer will the brand be associated with artificial dyes like Blue 1, Yellow 6 and Red 40. Among the cereals that will be affected with this change are Cocoa Puffs, Reese’s Puffs and Trix. Changes will be implemented by the end of this year.

According to General Mills, the cereal’s colors will now come from fruit and vegetable concentrates as well as spices.


General Mills released a product shot of Reese’s Puffs as they look now with a projected look as to how they’ll look once the artificial coloring is removed and natural colors are utilized.

The two look pretty much identical.

However, cereals with blue and greens in them like Trix will no longer feature the two colors. The difficulty in replacing the artificial blues with a natural alternative means that General Mills is dropping the color entirely. No blue means no green, either.

Expect to find the new, more natural cereals in grocery store shelves sometime at the end of this year.



This Simple Infographic Shows What Fruits Are Safe For Dogs


It’s tough keeping track of what’s safe and unsafe for dogs to snack on. There’s so many foods out there that can be harmful to your canine buddy if mistakenly eaten. Even those with the best of intentions, an owner can sometimes feed their pets the wrong thing.

Dr. Edward Cooper, Associate Professor at the Department of Veterinary Clinical Sciences in College of Veterinary Medicine, contributed to this easy-to-read infographic that pretty much tells you all the fruits that are safe and unsafe for your dog to consume.

Keep these in mind next time you leave a bowl of cherries or raisins lying around the house.


Photo: Clint Davis/E.W. Scripps Company