Table Saw


‘Carve the cake, cross-cut the lettuce. Table Saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt. It’s big and toothy so you can slice and dice your lettuce without discoloring it and show that cake that you really mean business! Aren’t you feeling handy already? Packaged on a peggable printed backer card’. (Thx Worldwidefred)


Bombs Away!


‘BOMBS AWAY™ will make your next party a real blow-out. The next time you plan to party make sure you’re well armed. They’re made from high-quality double-walled borosilicate glass with a frosted interior finish. Dashingly dangerous’. (Thx Worldwidefred)


PEACE of Cake

‘Everybody knows if we made more cake and less war the world would be a happier place. But it takes more than cake, so Fred is contributing a portion of the proceeds from this product to organizations dedicated to peaceful resolution of conflict, justice for all, and respect for human rights. Peace of Cake is pure food-grade silicone, handsomely packaged in a recycled window box’. Aside from all that, the cake looks amazing. I want berries.