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Cinnamon Roll Breakfast Sammiches

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‘Accidentally’ Sexual: 17 Instances of Actual Food Porn

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There’s something strangely beautiful about a successful “That’s What She Said” joke. I mean, sure we might have abused it a bit back in the early days, back when every mention of “wetness,” “hardness” and “size” echoed back a cherubic chorus of dirty-minded fifth graders. But we’re all adults now, so let’s just look at all these wonderfully serendipitous GIFs and photos and call them for what they are. Which is hilarious. And porn.

Intentional vulgarity is one thing. These, thankfully, are quite another.

 

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1. It’s supposed to be an ear.

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2. It isn’t supposed to be a clit?

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3-5. When you see it.

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6. THAT’S WHY THEY TASTE SO GOOD.

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7. Happy Rachel Ray is happy.

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8. Strangely hypnotizing.

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9. Okay this one was probably completely intentional, but come on: Olivia Munn.

 

10-11. CHAMPAGNE BUKKAKE.

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12. See what you did there.

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 13. That scientist’s face tho.

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14. No comment necessary.

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15. INSIDE OF YOU, MINNIE.

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16. Fruit Salad Tossing!

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17. MOST FLAVORFUL.

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H/T + Picthx Complex, HuffPo, Cracked

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Craving: Peanut Butter Brownie

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‘A minute on the lips with some wiggle for your hips!’ (Thx Foodporn)