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When you see it…

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The circle of life

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31 Honest Food Brand Slogans That Are Incredibly Accurate

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While your beloved food brands hold a soft, greasy spot in your heart, they all have their shortcomings. (Surprise!) That seemingly bountiful bag of chips? 50 percent air, guaranteed. Those multicolored fruit loops? They’re all the same flavor. Wanting to highlight these disappointing little truths, graphic designer Clif Dickens created Honest Slogans — a project that replaces original slogans with something a tad more… real.

The tongue-in-cheek quips are delightfully accurate. The simplicity in each faux slogan brings it home, stripping away food brands’ consumer-friendly facades and offering a humorous look at world of honest advertising.

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starbucks-honest

activia-honest

butterball-honest

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cheerios-honest

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coffee-mate-honest

coors-honest

dew-honest

folgers-honest

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fruity-pebs-honest

gatorade-honest

halls-honest

icee-honest

ice-honest

jif-honest

kraft-honest

stripe-honest

subway-honest

sun-chips-honest

tostitos-honest

trader-joes-honest

tyson-honest

werthers-honest

Picthx Clif Dickens

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Nativity of Jesus

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True Love

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4 Perfect, Funny Truths About Coffee [Infographic]

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Yes, you love/hate/would kill for coffee. Although, when the guy behind the counter starts taking about the delicate notes of citrus and “full body” flavor of your drip brew, you suddenly feel like you’re at a wine tasting where you truthfully only have two deciding factors when it comes to your beverage’s value: (a) that tastes great! or (b) bleccch.

Don’t worry, you’re not the only one harboring such dark coffee truths. Designer Isla Bell Murray crafted a delightful infographic that encapsulates the cheeky truths about our relationship with coffee. Venture on below.

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Dancing Pizza Balls Will Make You Question Your Sanity [NSFW Video]

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We ventured into that very awkward part of the internet that makes you question your sanity. With that said, we discovered Pizza Balls.

It starts off pretty innocently, just a cute slice of pizza, vibing to “Bassive” by Felguk. But like most House Music, as soon as the beat drops, the party really starts.

This is probably NSFW, unless your employer is cool with cartoon balls on a dancing pizza.

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Casually found next to the Arizona Iced Tea

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H/T We Know Memes