I have these rad little calendar pads on my desk, and I never tear them off. So they get backdated months at a time; today I changed that. I came across this one and thought it was classic. If you have ever worked at a restaurant or any retail spot you can probably reference some kind of story to this. Don’t be that person, Don’t be a FOOD douche.
This should have been invented a long time ago, probably around the year hair gel for men was created, or when Ed Hardy started. Technically this is the Douche Card, but I added my own twist to it to relate to a recent post; The Making of a Food Douche. Are you tired of arguing with complete morons? Tired of getting into bar fights over stupid, pointless shit. Now you can avoid all of that with one simple business card. Simply hand it to the asshole in question and walk away. Problem solved. Purchase your own stack here. (Thx Coolmaterial)
Let’s be realistic, the mere existence of hundreds of thousands of food blogs on the web means that there is easily hundreds of thousands of food douches everywhere. We’ve all been witness to food douchery, in fact, some of us may be food douches ourselves. Ever went out for a beer with a friend and mentioned you knew of a different spot, serving a better beer, at a better price, that had waitresses with a bigger rack? Every group of friends has one, and if you look around and think, “hmm all my friends are not that food douchey, we all agree Alejandro’s has the best fucking tortas around“, you’re probably the douche. Eat on beasts, eat on!