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The Trendy Food Flowchart for Hungry Hungry Hipsters

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In today’s slow-roasted, gluten-free, organic, Stevia-based, what-do-you-mean-you-like-McDonald’s-french-fries world, it can be hard to know what to do for a quick-fix. It’s midnight, you’re hungry, and you’re fresh out of vegan bacon cheeseburger flavored soy chips. What are you gonna do? Nom on some Cheez-Its? What are you, a heathen?

What you need to do is refer to this Trendy Food Flowchart from Thought Catalog. That way you know whether you should be snacking on Sriracha-covered bacon, starring in a YA novel, or living the #FROYOLO life.

Obviously.

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H/T + PicThx Thought Catalog

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Dropped Food Information Flowchart (Funny)

If you have time to spare the 5-second rule, or 3-second rule (different parts of the world), or 50-second rule (standuppp UC Santa Barbara drunk freshmen!), you have time to consult this flow-chart the next time you drop something edible on the floor. #EDUCATEYOURSELVES! (Thx SFWeekly)