The other day I was sifting through junk mail on my porch (I have a riveting life, I know), when I heard the faint jingle of an ice cream truck. The sound was coming from around the street corner, and I was overcome by the sudden urge to chase after it. Instead, I stared in awe as a familiar white truck covered in photos of frozen treats rolled by.
My first thought: Ice cream trucks. They still exist.
So, here’s to you, ladies and gents who still remember running after that ever elusive gold mine as a kid in the hot summer sun.
Firecrackers were good but . . .
If the ice cream truck was really legit, they’d have these bad boys too: Turbo Rockets
TMNT Popsicle. Just don’t make the rookie mistake of eating the gumball eyes first
“What would you do for a Klondike Bar?” I think the correct question here is, “What wouldn’t you do?”
Snickers Ice Cream Bar. One is never, ever enough
Flintstone Push-Up . . . because Fred and Wilma are OGs
Whoever invented Choco Tacos needs a library, park, city, country, etc. named after them
Chocolate Chip Cookie + Ice Cream = Amazeballs
PicThx Ingestion Digests
Creamsicle. Hint: These taste delicious when melted in a cold glass of hefeweizen
Giant Neopolitan Ice Cream Sandwich
PicThx Norms Ice Cream
Fudgsicles. A surefire classic
PicThx The Metal Misfit
Try having a bad day after eating one of these. We dare you