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Beer Toasty

You Can Now Chug Fireball Straight Out Of A Box

People have been able to drink cheap wine out of a box for years, so why not do the same with cheap whisky?

Fans of Fireball can rejoice, as they now have something called “Firebox” which contains two 1.75 pouches of the popular whisky within.

There’s also a tap on each side, which means you can race your friends, like this…

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… or just just pour it into a glass like a decent human being, but, why?

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The box’s suggested retail price is $61.99, but has been spotted at Walmart for as low as $25. Either way, when checking both stores, they’re out of stock, unfortunately.

Idgaf that shitty alcohol is going into my body” demographic.

h/t brobible

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Hit-Or-Miss Products

This Ice Cream Cone Vibrator Could Really Make Women Melt

For as long as sex has been around, which, if my calculations are correct is at least 200-300 years, men and women have been finding new and exciting ways to smash cheeks with each other, particularly with the use of food. For reasons beyond me, there is a glaring lack of vibrators and dildos shaped like our favorite foods.Screen Shot 2016-03-23 at 11.30.58 AMScreen Shot 2016-03-23 at 11.09.56 AM

Well ladies, the urge to combine sex and food in a satisfying way has been unearthed! Firebox came out with another amazing thing we don’t need but desperately want when they released their i-Scream Vibrator.

With 10 different speeds to choose from, the i-Scream Vibrator even comes in a retro-style pinstripe box and a little button that plays snazzy jazz tunes. Just make sure you hide it in a place your children will never reach, because there are few thoughts more horrific than what happens when they find it.

 

 

 

Photo Credit: Firebox 

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Products

PRANKSTER WET DREAM: A Pizza That Is Actually A Marshmallow

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Don’t you hate it when you bite into a mouthwatering pizza and realize it’s nothing but a marshmallow? So deceptive.

Online retailer Firebox created a series of fake dessert pizzas that are frustratingly realistic. At a glance, there’s no way you could tell they’re not the real deal. Once you dive in, however, you’ll quickly see that you’re only eating marshmallow.

The pies are made with special edible inks that are printed on top of a marshmallow base. You can order them in a variety of different flavors designs including pepperoni, Hawaiian and even vegetarian. Though, to be fair, it’s technically vegetarian.

Each Takeaway Marshmallow Pizza will cost anywhere from $20-25 depending on size and design. Sure they’re not the savory dinner you’re expecting, but they’ll definitely make for a sweet dessert.

Just don’t hype a pizza party to your friends and bring a bunch of these. Not cool. Not cool at all.

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Photos: Firebox and Gizmodo

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Hit-Or-Miss

Unicorn Tears Gin Is The Most Magical Booze In All The Land

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Now you can imbibe yourself on the tears of a truly majestic mythical creature! That’s right, Firebox is selling this Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur for $62 a bottle. No word on whether or not the tears involved are happy or sad, but my guess is, you’ll find out after drinking half a bottle. Calling your friends at 4 AM to tell them that you love them? Those are happy tears. Regrettable, but happy. Calling your ex at 4 AM to ask him where everything went wrong? Those are sad tears. Regrettable and sad.

Written by Brittany High, Incredible Things || Foodiggity

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Products

These Super Sweet Waffle, Donut, and Macaron-Shaped Coin Purses Smell Like Them, Too

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If I had my druthers, I’d live in a world filled with cupcakes and glitter with my talking pet unicorn and a magical transformation sequence so I wouldn’t have to buy new clothes. Yeah, these waffle, donut, and macaron coin purses from Firebox are nowhere near that, but they are still pretty damn cute.

“Virtually indistinguishable” from the real thing, the 2 by 3 inch pouches are essentially useless for anything but pretending you poop donuts or have elves living in your pockets. Each is scented according to what its colors suggest, i.e., the pink and brown donuts are strawberry and chocolate; the green and orange macarons are mint and orange, etc. They’re currently available for $14.95 a piece.

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Trust, your dough has never smelled so sweet.

H/T + PicThx Design Taxi

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Packaged Food

This Extra-Long Lovers’ Spaghetti Noodle Helps You Eat ‘Doggy-Style’

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Because you’re still taking romantic advice from Disney movies, gift site Firebox has created a meter-long pasta noodle to let you re-enact that famous spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp.

“Perfect for ca-noodle-ing,” the product description reads, and “the best way to instigate some natural & spontaneous kissing.”  The dry noodle is folded in on itself and stored in a meter-long black box. Personally, I think it sounds like a lot of work to chew through a whole three feet of garlic-laden starch, one noodle at a time, while also trying to be cute and romantic. Anyone got a knife and a breath mint?

Lovers’ Long Spaghetti, $16.29 @ Firebox

H/T Nerdalicious

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Products

Dave’s Gourmet Adjustable Heat Hot Sauce

Everyone has a different taste for hot sauce, which is why Dave’s Gourmet Adjustable Heat Hot Sauce is the most brilliant addition to whatever type of food you might want to put it on. Why buy ten different types of hot sauce when you can just adjust from mild to hot with the twist of a hand.  (Thx Firebox)