STD Cupcakes – For If You’ve Ever Thought About Banging a Cupcake [Mildly NSFW]

Truth be told, we’re not sure if even our safest, most gentlemanly cupcake eating methods could help you out of this one.

With fondant disguised as warts and scabs and even a green-oozing “cockcake,” these STD cupcakes by blogger Jenni Powell are “anatomically correct” and have actually helped to promote STD awareness.

We believe it. I for one can’t look at these for more than a second and not cringe. Fear and loathing, indeed.

STD Awareness Cupcakes by Jenni Powell (AKA “Miss Cakehead”), available at the “Eat Your Heart Out” Pop-Up Shop Oct 26 – Oct 28, St. Bartholomew’s Pathology Museum, London.


These Anatomical Macarons Will Have You Eating Vanilla-Flavored Arse

It’s back to school season, which means it’s high time we started prepping for Halloween (and Thanksgiving and Christmas and what, did you think summer was for vacationing or something?). Well, what better way to get your guests in the mood than to serve up some deliciously mutated macarons styled to look like your zombie friend’s favorite midnight snack?

Available in October at Eat Your Heart Out 2012, these Anatomical Macarons come in the brain, lungs, heart, stomach, liver, large intestine, small intestine, kidney and male and female reproductive system varieties (but are thankfully just vanilla flavored). Initial gross-out aside, the level of detail on these things is certainly impressive, which might just be enough to get you over the thought of passing a stomach and intestines through your own stomach and intestines, maybe.

Here are some close-up pictures of a dick and vagina the male and female reproductive systems. Enjoy:

[Via Foodiggity]

Are we just being too squeamish? Would you eat vanilla frosting out of someone’s ass?