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Jewish Epic Meal Time: Cheese and Bacon Free!

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it seems that the art of excess isn’t exclusively an American trait. It turns out you can have one hell of a gut-busting meal using all kosher ingredients that result in one huge shawarma roll and falafel-infused bread loaf. Check out how the Chosen People get their grub on sans bacon, cheese and Jack Daniels in the Epic Meal Time parody by LoonieFilms entitled Jewish Epic Meal Time.

So how exactly do these Jews make their meals epic without the help of that wonderful candy of meats we know as bacon? I mean, any avid fan of Epic Meal Time is familiar with their extensive use of bacon strips (and bacon strips, and bacon strips), which are definitely not allowed in the diet according to Judaism. This is where pastrami and shawarma meat make excellent substitution as you’ll see in this flagrant use of falafel:

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40,000 Calorie Sticky Icky Chicky Sandwich [VIDEO]

It’s about that time of the week where we bring to the forefront yet another Epic Meal Time parody, and this time, this one’s called Sticky Meal Time, and their first concoction —  The Sticky Icky Chicky Sandwich.

The video is lengthy, topping the 10 minute runtime that’s generally a recipe for disaster for unestablished entities, but given this is just a parody, and it’s more than likely just a hopeful marketing video for the creator’s various projects (we’ll let you figure that out, if you care enough), we gave it an entire watch.

The 40k+ calorie sandwich utilizes multiple layers of deep dish pizzas, Jack in the Box, Whataburger, McDonald’s, imported Mexican cheese, a bottle of 1800 Tequila and Valentina Mexican sauce. You might laugh at this video…you might enjoy it a bit…you might hate it and cringe. The host of the video has some hair that’s questionably gravity-defying…but we’re not hating. I’ve had those hair days before…

We’ll let you be your own judge, but we’d love to hear your opinions in the comments: