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SPARKS Alcoholic Energy Drink Ban

Apparently, pre-gaming on vodka and Red Bull is not as good for you as originally thought. The California Attorney General has placed a ban in conjunction with MillerCoors to stop the production of these caffeine-heavy alcoholic beverages. Though SPARKS is not the only drink in question, it does maintain 90% market share of alcoholic energy drinks, so it definitely is the older, more popular brother in the alcohol-energy family. If you’re interested in the entire announcement, feel free to read it after the jump:

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Cougar Energy Drink

I personally have been easing up on the energy drinks (they make pee). It’s a good thing these drinks aren’t targeted towards me (seriously, they make pee alot), infact, they are targeted towards females. The drink boasts no calories or carbs, but in my opinion, I like my cougars with a little bit of heft to them…if you know what I’m saying. Find a retailer near you, and drink on ladies!

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AMP Energy Shot: Jakfruit Citrus

Same great taste and concentrated energy of its older brother, just in a chugable 2 oz. shot with a blast of jakfruit citrus flavor. There’s no quicker, easier way to induce your urinary glands…oh, I mean, no better way to get that extra burst of energy for that final project, the last few pages of that essay or to stay awake at work. Available in stores now!