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Reddit Was Asked To Photoshop This Eggplant And The Results Are Hilarious

PsBattle: This eggplant with arms

Leave it to the Photoshop geniuses/comedians on Reddit to turn a simple vegetable into something hilarious.

Reddit user Pidiotpong uploaded the above photo of an odd eggplant with some stubs coming out of it that look like arms to the popular site. Pidiotpong challenged users to come up with creative Photoshop masterpieces to transform the eggplant, with results being nothing short of epic hilarity.

Turns out the oddly-shaped eggplant fits in perfectly with the McDonald’s fam. Who would’ve thought?

PSBattle

Eggplants could be one of the Seven Wonders of the World. At least in this Reddit user’s mind, that is.

Okay, this actually fits the face of Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh way too well.

Be Aubergine Guest

Movies were a common theme for this eggplant to get Photoshopped into, including as a character in Disney’s iconic Beauty and the Beast…

the odd green thing in Robin Williams Flubber…

or this eggplant that will never let go.

Wooooooooobuffet!!

Apparently, this eggplant can also pass off as a Pokemon.

All of these pictures were ingeniously crafted and downright funny to scroll through. There’s a ton more pictures to look up, so take a look for yourself and see which eggplant creations you fancy.

Just don’t go for the special eggplant.

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Feedback: The Top User Comments Of The Week [Sept. 9]

Welcome back to our Foodbeast “Feedback” series! This week you had us ROFL from the comments you left on our Facebook page. To reward our awesome readers — and commenters — we’re showcasing this week’s top picks!

Y’all lost your mind when it came to the McChicken lover last week. This week, some of you were upset at people expressing hate for Chipotle, and others were super-hyped about Durex’s eggplant flavored condoms.

We appreciate that you read our stories and leave us your advice, opinions, and some of the most savage commentary on the web.

Here’s what made the cut this week. Think you can make next week’s list?
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STORY: Former Chipotle Fans Share The Exact Moment They Started Hating It  

Wherever this so-called “snarky Internet” is located, please show me the way! I’ll just be with the other non-Internet bloggers.

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Story: Watch This Guy Set The World Record For Most McNuggets Eaten

This was an awesome challenge to watch. However, those of you that said you wanted to try it, we advise leaving this challenge to the professionals.
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STORY: Restaurants Ring In Pumpkin Spice Season With Their Newest Offerings

I guess some people aren’t down with Pumpkin spice. Who knew? To each their own.
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Story: Couple Arrested For Performing A ‘Hand Job’ In A Crowded Mexican Restaurant [WATCH]

Thanks for reminding us it’s important to always use the correct terminology when discussing lewd public acts.
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Facebook LiveStream: K-Town Spicy Challenge

We love when viewers tune in to watch our live events. It’s even better when they cheer us on in honor of one of our heroes, Harambe.

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Story: Durex Trolls Everyone With Eggplant-Flavored Condoms Nobody Asked For

You would think Durex would have picked more enticing flavors, but these are pretty good suggestions.

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Story: Danny Trejo Says Burger King’s Whopperrito Isn’t Helping Obesity

I can’t tell if this dude’s a fan of the Whopperrito or Danny Trejo. Maybe both.

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Hit-Or-Miss

Instagram Squashes #EggplantFriday, Thirst Too Real [NSFW]

Your weekly, balanced Instagram meal plan has been disrupted. #EggplantFriday, an entire day devoted to fruit-like bulges fighting their way out of men’s sweatpants, has been pulled from the popular photo-sharing website due to the successful escapes of certain…members.

#eggplantfriday

A photo posted by B.o.B (@bobatl) on

 

While New Year’s resolutions to eat more vegetables are still going strong(ish), thirst levels are sure to escalate following this recent development.

For normal people who quench their thirst with water and Tinder, other fruit-related hastags have not (yet) been tainted on Instagram.

There have been cries for a #MelonMonday, which already exists as a safe, magical place for cantaloupe, honeydew and watermelon lovers alike (though some considerable cleavage has been cracking the door open to more suggestive content):

 

#melonMonday

A photo posted by Ivey Dyson (@iveyonmysuitandtie) on

 

 

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This is Quite Possibly the Cutest Eggplant You’ll Ever See

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via Jessicatz

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This Eggplant Has a Face – Why in the WORLD Does This Eggplant Have a Face?!

Tumblr, in its typical simple photographic fashion, has brought us some joy from the behind the scenes at Trader Joe’s. Apparently when eggplants with peculiar growth – like an extra phallic Easter Island statue – arrive at the store, the employees get to have fun in the back adding additional anthropomorphic features and take photos to post online.

This is no miracle like Jesus appearing on toasted bread, given my assumptions about the eyes and mouth being human-aided. But I still hope someone names the eggplant and subsequently eats the entire thing.

via hey can i borrow like 5 bucks

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Fast Food

McDonald’s Italy Just Launched a Suave-looking Eggplant Burger

McRib shouldn’t be the only burger from the golden arches to be making headlines. McDonald’s Italy just launched a McItaly Adagio burger, a mouthwatering burger that finds its meat patty sitting on a “mousse” of eggplant with tomato and ricotta salata cheese, more mashed eggplant, and sandwiched with a bun topped with chopped almonds.

Also intriguing is the brand’s take on tiramisu (pictured below) that they’ve subsequently paired alongside their McItaly Adagio burger. The dessert boasts mascarpone cream and cocoa powder on slices of soft Panettone. Wish I was in Italy for these new products.

And maybe to eat some pizza. Not sure the order of events just yet.

(Thx BurgerBusiness)

 

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Cravings

Craving: Scallop S'mores

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Freshly cut bread squares, grilled scallops and reasonably thin eggplant slices. Seems like a perfect prelude to an actual s’mores dessert! Learn how to make these in further detail if you wish, with this recipe.

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Craving: Baked Eggplant Bruschetta Salad

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Bruschetta is such a refreshing summer flavor, the perfect matching of tomato and basil. Mix that with some baked eggplant and you have one out of this world combo. Instead of stacking it up on bread, sweetbeetandgreenbean decided to cut up the bread and toss it together as a salad.