With all the craziness happening in the elections right now, it comes as a surprise to no one that the candidates will be mocked thoroughly and with no remorse. Some blonde tuft-haired gentleman in particular has done a tremendous job of drawing the ire of the public’s ever-judging eye.
One brewery in Philadelphia called Dock Street Brewery seems to be at the forefront of this revolution, thanks in part to an entire series of beers made to pay homage to the Republican frontrunner. The series, called “Friends Don’t Let Friends Vote Drumpf,” was named after a segment John Oliver did on Last Week Tonight in which he points out that the Trump family’s original name was “Drumpf,” and was changed to something (apparently) more attractive and likable.
Dock Street Brewery even released a tastefully condescending statement regarding their newest creation and the purpose of it’s existence:
“Is it just us, or does this particular celebridential candidate always sound like he’s had a few too many? In his (dis)honor, Dock Street Brewery is brewing up a series of quaffable reminders to exercise your suffrage, and just dump Drumpf.”
“Short-Fingered Stout,” is the name of the new beer, paying homage to Florida Senator Marco Rubio’s disparaging comments about Trump’s tiny wittle hands.
If you’re a Philadelphia native, expect the beer to be open to the public within the next couple of weeks.