One of my favorite food Instagrammers, arguably the best account on the planet Earth for food pornographers is @EatLikeYoureOnDeathRow. She’s an amazing cook, she loves talking about dick, and she gets her Instagram account banned almost nightly for her food erotica.
Tonight, she just posted what she calls “Titi Spam Musubi,” which after a quick “titi” Google translate sesh reveals “Dick Spam Musubi.”
Not up on your Spam Musubi game? It’s a popular snack out of Hawaii that includes a slice of grilled Spam and rice, wrapped together with some dried seaweed. This one though…this one is shaped like a dick:
TITI SPAM MUSUBI SUSHI when you gotta let your man know you aint playing what you having for dinner if you ever find out he having a sidehoe 😂🔪🍆 TAG YOUR FRIENDS YOU WANNA SHARE A DICK SUSHI🙃 you seen it here first as in dick dick dick 🍆 sushi 😏 fcuk your foodporn #eatlikeyoureondeathrow #titibutothursday since IG being petty blocking my #titituesday 😩h