A wise kid once said that the best foods are shaped like penises, and he made a pretty good point, if you think about it. Not sure the quality of this chicken finger, but it certainly was penis-shaped.
A Redditor named DonnyGeeseGuy posted this gem, and swears that despite its odd shape, the chicken strip was still eaten.
It does have a phallic essence to it. There’s seemingly a head, a shaft, and even testicle-like mound hanging off the other end.
The user who posted the pic was an employee at the restaurant, and at the height of cleverness, titled it, “The Buffalo Dicken Finger.”
They totally missed a chance to dip it in some ranch and take the dirty pic to the next level.