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This Cartoon Shows Mickey Mouse Doing UNSPEAKABLE Things To Swiss Cheese

Apparently this GIF has been around since at least 2011, but I saw it for the first time this morning when I should have been working, but was instead scrolling down my Facebook timeline.

WHAT!!!!!! My childhood is been ruined.

Posted by Samy Irssak on Friday, July 3, 2015

So, this old school video shows a jubilant Mickey Mouse sporting a pretty impressive boner that he uses to randomly poke holes in his Swiss Cheese. Apparently, this was the most effective way to make Swiss Cheese in the 1940s.

Upon seeing this video, your initial reaction is probably, “My childhood has been ruined!”

Your second reaction is probably, “This can’t be real.”

That was my reaction, at least, and I jumped on good ol’ Snopes to see if this video would be debunked, or if it actually was a weird subliminal message Disney tried to engrave in our tender little minds.

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It turned out to be fake, but not without a crazy amount of effort and detail by the Photoshopper.

This thing wasn’t even originally a real scene, so if you saw that video and said, “OMG, I remember that!” you’re a lying piece of s**t.

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The GIF was comprised of several different classic Disney scenes and morphed into this masterpiece.

That particular Mickey was grabbed from the famous Steamboat Willie cartoon, which does not feature a boner.

This scene may not be real, but it sure is impressive, if only for that massive mouse boner.