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What Would Batman Eat? A Look into the Dark Knight’s Daily Diet

It seems that these days, Batman has more than enough on his plate. Between fighting frisky felines and feral fanboys, it must be hard for the guy to fit in a good, solid meal now and again, if he manages to eat at all. Here’s how we at Foodbeast imagine a day-in-the-life of the Bat-Kitchen-Table:
 

7:00 p.m. — Dinner. Foie-Gras Covered Steak (Raw) with Sauteed Spinach and Whiskey on the Rocks.

‘Cause he a baller.

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10 p.m. — Patrolling. Hostess Cupcakes, 5 Hour Energy Shots and Black Licorice.

Because even Batman can use some snacks.

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5 a.m. — Bat-Munchies. Protein Powder, KFC Chicken Wings and a Weinerschnitzel Hot Dog.

Because when Batman wants fast food, he’s gonna avoid places with clowns.

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8 a.m.-ish — Breakfast. Bat-Toast, Bat-Oatmeal, Plain Greek Yogurt and Black Coffee.

Because sometimes Alfred can be a hopeless sap and gets bored while waiting up for Bruce all night.

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Anywhere between 1 and 3 p.m. — Lunch. Dark Berry Mountain Dew and a Nyquil.

Because Dark Berry Mountain Dew tastes like justice, and after a long night of crime-fighting, the Dark Knight needs a nap.

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Mountain Dew Releases New Dark Berry Flavor to Promote ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Movie Release

With the highly anticipated The Dark Knight Rises film release coming in late July, Mountain Dew has teamed up to release a limited time only flavor called Dark Berry.

The collaboration will include both in store and on-pack Dark Knight takeovers, and the flavor itself will be on store shelves for eight weeks beginning in June.

In addition, there will be select 16-oz cans of Mtn Dew that will receive a Thermochromic face-lift inspired by the Dark Knight himself. Special cans will use a special ink to feature a bat symbol that illuminates DEW green when chilled.

For those of you who have been living under a rock, here’s the latest trailer for the Dark Knight Rises: