The best part of waking up is coffee. Maybe not any coffee, and probably not Folgers, but this nectar of the gods is the life force for many of us. Why bother throwing such an important beverage into a boring mug? We brewed up a few mugs to fix that.
Because Lego’s are the foundation of any nutritious breakfast.
Drink coffee and poke your enemies eyes out. Plus rainbows. So, basically all your favorite things.
Perfect for mushroom tea.
The only problem is that the coffee is both cold and hot until you sip it…
My other nose is a fucking disaster.
Addictive behavior is hilarious…
Cthulhu Coffee: Perfect for kicking your morning into beast mode.
Because 8 AM is simply too early to talk your way into a sexual harassment suit.
Get it? Cause I have a potty mouth? And everything else about me is horrible.
Mostly confusing, because this is a coffee mug with a tea pun on it. And vestigial arms.
A classy way of saying what we could already smell coming out of your pores, Linda.
Wanted a medal, got a mug :\
He’ll probably be really angry when he actually tries to crumple it.
I’m guessing you take it… dark?
The only time it’s acceptable for your lens to be steamy.
Who needs a wand when you have coffee?