It’s the end of the night, and what are you drinking? Better not be slumming it with that macro brew. Keep that on the DL, ‘cause no one wants to be seen with you while you drink that Natty Light. You’re better than that. Come on man, you don’t have to settle. That dank Belgian stout has been wanting you all night, just man up and say hello.
Beer beer goggles. Sometimes you just need a friend to hop block. Thanks College Humor for looking out.
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