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16 Unique Coffee Mugs You Need In Your Mornings

The best part of waking up is coffee. Maybe not any coffee, and probably not Folgers, but this nectar of the gods is the life force for many of us. Why bother throwing such an important beverage into a boring mug? We brewed up a few mugs to fix that.

1. Lego My Coffee

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Because Lego’s are the foundation of any nutritious breakfast.

2. Taste The Rainbow

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Drink coffee and poke your enemies eyes out. Plus rainbows. So, basically all your favorite things.

3. Pipe Dreams

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Perfect for mushroom tea.

4. Schroedinger’s Coffee

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The only problem is that the coffee is both cold and hot until you sip it…

5. Who Needs A Plastic Surgeon?

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My other nose is a fucking disaster.

6. C Is For Coffee

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Addictive behavior is hilarious…

7. The Call of Coffee

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Cthulhu Coffee: Perfect for kicking your morning into beast mode.

8. Put Your Donuts Where Your Mouth Is

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Because 8 AM is simply too early to talk your way into a sexual harassment suit.

9. Flush Once For Caffeine

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Get it? Cause I have a potty mouth? And everything else about me is horrible.

10. Quali-tea

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Mostly confusing, because this is a coffee mug with a tea pun on it. And vestigial arms.

11. The Sunday Morning Mug

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A classy way of saying what we could already smell coming out of your pores, Linda.

12. Early Morning Accomplishment

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Wanted a medal, got a mug :\

13. All The Rage

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He’ll probably be really angry when he actually tries to crumple it.

14. Emotional Little Sith

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I’m guessing you take it… dark?

15. I Can See Clearly Now

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The only time it’s acceptable for your lens to be steamy.

16.  Snooze Button Managed

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Who needs a wand when you have coffee?

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Sarlacc Bundt Cake Is Terrifying and Delicious

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Recipe Yummy Crumble

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This Portable ‘Beer Server’ Insta-Cools Your Brew

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This is the Premium Beer Server GOKUREI, a kind of portable cooler machine that can chill a can of beer to 40 Fahrenheit in under 4 minutes.

Made by Japanese toy manufacturer Takara Tomy, the Gokurei comes with a cooling chamber and mixing faucet and works similarly to a water cooler. You just add ice and water to the chamber (plus salt, if you prefer your beer below freezing), set the machine to “cool,” and proceed to knock back a few refreshing shandies in probably less time than you’d spend asking your bro why you can’t open that damn twist-top. If you’re in Japan, keep an eye out for it on May 22, when it hits shelves at a price of 7,800 yen (US$77).

And, because the Japanese just love their bubbles, the Gokurei also features a high-speed internal whipping blade, so you can adjust the level of beer foam to your heart’s desire. Take that, Igloo.

H/T Rocket News

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How to Cut 11 Cherry Tomatoes at the Same Damn Time [Hack]

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This trick has been floating around the Internet for a while, but we decided to resurrect it for those of you missing out. If you’ve ever wanted to know how you can cut multiple petite food items in half without tediously cutting them one at a time, pay attention to the video below.

It ‘s simple. All you have to do is put a handful of cherry tomatoes on one plate or lid, put another plate or lid on top, and then slide your knife between the middle opening between the two lids. And voila – this cuts all your tomatoes at once.

The only problem is that if you’re really lazy, you now have to wash a knife AND two plates, which will probably take you the same amount of time as cutting each tomato individually. Curses.

H/T That’sNerdalicious

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Here’s How to Pull Ice Out of Thin Air, Kind Of

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Some days you just need to stare in front of your computer screen for a few minutes going, “Huh?” You can thank us later.

Apparently it’s possible to pour ice right out of a water bottle. YouTuber Grant Thompson shows us how. Curator of such crazy lifehacks as “How to Light a Fire With Urine,” how to make a “Candy Cannon” and “How to Make Ninja Turtle Ooze,” he spends this latest 40-second long clip pouring water over ice cubes and watching the super cooled liquid turn to slush.

I won’t pretend to understand the exact science. (There’s something about leaving bottles in the freezer and possibly even sodium acetate?) In any case, it’s a neat parlor trick, and not to mention my new favorite way to pretend I have super powers.

H/T The Awesomer, Grant Thompson

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Sip Your Day Away with this Drinkable Tea Calendar

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Move over Folger’s Coffee, the best part of waking up is ripping off a tea bag from a calendar, dunking it in hot water, and gulping down some super rad brew. Totally has the same ring to it.

This tea calendar was designed by Hälssen & Lyon, a German based tea manufacturer, and distributed exclusively to select business partners of the company, which naturally makes us all want it more.

Made up of 365 days of brewable deliciousness, each day on the calendar is made up of “finely flavored tea leaves and pressed until wafer-thin”.

The directions to brew up today’s date are fairly straight forward.

1. Boil some water.

2. Tear off the date

3. Throw that bad boy into your cup of hot water

4. Watch that sucker brew itself up…

. . . into a nice little spot o’ tea.

5. Sit back and enjoy possibly the coolest cup of tea ever.

Unfortunately, we won’t be able to partake in this fancy way to make some tea, that is, unless some tea loving genius out there can figure out how to recreate this delicious calendar.

Until then, I’ll just sit here with my boring cup of Earl Grey. Hmph.

H/T + PicThx The Inspiration Room , Gifrific.

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Refrigerator Upgrade Magnets

So you weren’t blessed with all the money in the world and you had to settle for that refrigerator that doesn’t allow you to be lazy (water in the front). So what if your friends come over and complain that they have to get tap water with no ice because you don’t have an awesome ice crusher on the front of your cold box. Well guess what, now you can, kinda. Stick the refrigerator upgrade magnet on that ol’ metal food house of yours and you’ll be the talk of the town in no time. Probably because your fridge now serves french fries, frozen yogurt and chicken wings. (Thx Amazon) (Source Incrediblethings)

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Cravings

Craving: Pulled Chicken Sliders with Blackberry Chipotle Sauce

If you’re living in southern California then you know we are currently burning in the abyss of a major heat wave. Which means the best things to enjoy are BBQ days around the pool and cool drinks. That’s probably why this sandwich seems so appealing to me. The mixture of pulled chicken on a fresh biscuit all topped with a creamy chipotle-blackberry sauce just makes my mouth water. (Thx FPD)