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Sweets

Beer and Pretzel Marshmallows

Personally I feel that smore’s are one of the best treats I’ve ever had and typically when I make smore’s I’m camping. Which also means that I’m drinking beer. Now if I could take the wonderfulness of a smore, sans the graham cracker and substitute it for pretzels and mix all those great flavors within my beer. Man I would be a happy camper. That’s exactly what TruffleTruffle did with their Beer and Pretzel Marshmallows, they made a fluffy beer marshmallow, dipped it in milk chocolate and topped it with their beer & pretzel brittle bits for a treat that is both sweet and salty but also crunchy and chewy. (Thx Coolmaterial)

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Hit-Or-Miss Humor

United Steaks of America

Better snatch these up before it’s too late. If you love meat, steak in particular and you also claim to be an art connoisseur then this is perfect for you. There is not much, food wise, that’s more American than steak. The United Steaks of America is a art series of 5-layer screen-prints on freezer paper, rendered in the shape of a US state. There are only 10 of each state being made, each one being 9″ x 16″ in size. $100 gets you all 50 states, and makes you the owner of one of the coolest art collections known to man. I should just buy a set, and then open a steak house based on that theme with the same name. Don’t take my idea. (Thx Etsy) (Source: Coolmaterial)

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Products

iBottleopener

Just when you thought you had seen it all, out comes the iBottleopener. Now at parties, while you’re trying to input that hot girls number you can pop your best buds brew at the same time. Be a helpful wingman and spit your own game at the same time. Now they just need to release one for the iPhone 4. (Thx CM)

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News

Jack Daniel’s 160th Birthday Limited Edition Bottle

The year was 1850 and Henry Clay just introduced the Compromise of 1850, American Express was founded by Henry Wells & William Fargo and Los Angeles, California was incorporated as a city. While all of these wonderful events were taking place, Jack Daniels was founded in the midst, thus the celebration of their 160th year anniversary. What better way to honor one of the world’s best selling liquors then to bottle it up in all black. Get your friends together, get your glasses out, and celebrate like you know how to; by getting completely smashed. Bevmo sells it for $30, so man up and purchase some. (Thx CM)

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Products

Slang Flask

This thing is perfect for all you drinkers that become asshole’s when drunk. Oh wait, that’s most of us. Atleast you’re owning up to it while drinking out of this, right? Urban Outfitter’s should make a see-through flask with a dashed line in the middle of it and it should read, “I’m a little bitch if my alcohol level is above this line”. (Thx CM)

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Products

Bacon Hot Sauce

Do you like hot sauce? Do you like bacon? What about hot sauce on your bacon? Well now you can have it all at the same time with Bacon Hot Sauce. Pretty self explanatory, but you know what would make using this hot sauce way better!? Is if you were wearing a Bacon Hot Sauce shirt, which you can check out after the jump! (Thx BHS.com)

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News

Sausage Football

Even though football season is over and the New Orleans Saints took it home, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy football if it comes in the form of a sausage. Score a touchdown with all of your sports buddies with this amusing, yet exceptional salami. Fresh beef and pork are slowly smoked over hickory wood to make this treat. (Thx Normthompson)

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Bottoms Up Shot Glass

These are brilliant, very self-explainable. But for some reason all I can think about is the ambigram of the Illuminati. They tell you when to drink, and clearly when you’re drunk. Now all it needs is a light that goes on when it’s time to eat. (Thx Coolmaterial)