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Animal Crackers Upgraded: 3-D Safari Cookie Cutters

Remember those slick dino cookie designs? Well if that makes you want to exercise your baking skills, then check out these dope 3-D Safari Animal Cookie Cutters.

At the moment, you can purchase the giraffe and hippo set, with the elephant and lion available for pre-order only. Although, just suggest grabbing all four and building your own cookie zoo! Psh, who said you shouldn’t play with your food?

Safari Animal Cookie Cutters, $12+ @Firebox

H/T + PicThx Kid Crave

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These Yoga Cookie Cutters are Accidentally Erotic

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I mean, if you’re into that sort of thing. Someone must be, because sexy food is not all that uncommon, whether intentional or not.

Yummi Yogi is a line of yoga-pose (asana) cookie cutters crafted by new mom/yogi, Amy Dube, for the sake of yoga and baking:

The Yummi Yogi collection is a result of two of my greatest passions—yoga and baking. My hope is that we can all slow down and be creative in our own way. And in doing so, teach our children about healthy living in and out of the kitchen.

There are five, 5×5 pieces, in shapes like Downward-Facing Dog, and Warrior 2, whatever that one is. And these are no cookie-cutter cookie cutters. According the the press release, they can also be used to shape gluten-free black bean brownies or vegan blue berry pancakes. They can be given as gifts, tossed in with baking kits, or even used for study by those of us who would otherwise be too busy eating cookies to practice Yoga.

The Yummi Yogi cookie cutters are sold online and in stores, wherever you can find erotic baking goods. So . . . probably Bed, Bath & Beyond?

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Now, come on. Tell us that (below) doesn’t make your randy.

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Yummi Yogi $8.50 (single) or $40.00 (set of 5) @YummiYogi

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Doctor Who Cookie Cutters Because Cookie Cutters are Cool

Whovians and fellow nerds rejoice! Now you can have your Doctor and eat him too with these Doctor Who 3D Printed Cookie Cutters.

These baking wonders were crafted by a geek genius and include Daleks, the Tardis and even Weeping Angels (don’t blink!) Of course, if the Doctor’s enemy counterparts don’t suit your cookie needs, you can always bake up a batch of the Doctor himself — available in both the 10th and 11th reincarnations.

It’s obvious: These fandom friendly cookie cutters are a kitchen essential for any Whovian bakers out there.

Doctor Who 3D Printed Cookie Cutters $6.50 @ WarpZone Etsy

H/T The Mary Sue

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3-D Dinosaur Cookies to Eat Into Extinction

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These 3-D Dino Cookie Cutters should be a necessity for every baking collection.  Never again will you look at (and eat, for that matter) plain one-dimensional cookies the same again. The sets are sold separately as T-Rex, Stegosaurus, Triceratops and Brachiosaurus models, with torso, head, legs and arms included.

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Leg Lamp Cookie Cutter

Even if you can’t get everyone on your gift list an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, you can still let your friends and family know that they are worthy of a “major award” by presenting them with cookies shaped like the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.  You get extra points if you package them in a box marked “FRAGILE” (be sure to pronounce it “fra-gee-lay”). ($5.95 @ Neatoshop)

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Ransom Demand Cookie Cutters

Ransom Demand Cookie Cutters

Were you the kid that cut out letters out of magazines and headlines in order to assemble demands for the kidnapping of the TV remote control? Did you ever sneak into your sibling’s room to abduct a personal object, just so you could have leverage over their Halloween candy? Of course you didn’t, because it didn’t involve baked goods.

But now the power is in your hands and your oven. Think Geek‘s Ransom Demand Cookie Cutters ($17.99) contain all 26 letters in various fonts, an ampersand and an exclamation point for emphatic demands. So what do you want for Christmas this year? DEMAND IT with cookies. For the pacifiers, anyone down for an intensely long game of Cookie Scrabble? We’ll need your extra warehouse space to play.