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Feedback: The Top User Comments Of The Week [Sept. 9]

Welcome back to our Foodbeast “Feedback” series! This week you had us ROFL from the comments you left on our Facebook page. To reward our awesome readers — and commenters — we’re showcasing this week’s top picks!

Y’all lost your mind when it came to the McChicken lover last week. This week, some of you were upset at people expressing hate for Chipotle, and others were super-hyped about Durex’s eggplant flavored condoms.

We appreciate that you read our stories and leave us your advice, opinions, and some of the most savage commentary on the web.

Here’s what made the cut this week. Think you can make next week’s list?


STORY: Former Chipotle Fans Share The Exact Moment They Started Hating It  

Wherever this so-called “snarky Internet” is located, please show me the way! I’ll just be with the other non-Internet bloggers.



Story: Watch This Guy Set The World Record For Most McNuggets Eaten

This was an awesome challenge to watch. However, those of you that said you wanted to try it, we advise leaving this challenge to the professionals.


STORY: Restaurants Ring In Pumpkin Spice Season With Their Newest Offerings

I guess some people aren’t down with Pumpkin spice. Who knew? To each their own.

Story: Couple Arrested For Performing A ‘Hand Job’ In A Crowded Mexican Restaurant [WATCH]

Thanks for reminding us it’s important to always use the correct terminology when discussing lewd public acts.


Facebook LiveStream: K-Town Spicy Challenge

We love when viewers tune in to watch our live events. It’s even better when they cheer us on in honor of one of our heroes, Harambe.


Story: Durex Trolls Everyone With Eggplant-Flavored Condoms Nobody Asked For

You would think Durex would have picked more enticing flavors, but these are pretty good suggestions.



Story: Danny Trejo Says Burger King’s Whopperrito Isn’t Helping Obesity

I can’t tell if this dude’s a fan of the Whopperrito or Danny Trejo. Maybe both.

Hit-Or-Miss Humor

Feedback: The Top User Comments Of The Week

Last week we debuted our “Feedback” series, where we looked for your best Facebook comments and acknowledged the fantastic commentary y’all added to the posts we threw up. Folks went HAM on Kylie Jenner and Donald Trump, and this week, there was no mercy given to rapper Drake, as his time-traveling ways led him to KFC’s secret recipe. Kind of.

You guys continue to prove your depth of wit and savagery, and this week we’re thinking of doing some giveaways for your delightful, and always honest comments, so be sure to tune in to our Katchup Facebook Livestream at 1 p.m., and get yourself some free swag.

Now without further ado, here are the best user comments of the week:


“Do you eat this with a fork or just force your face into it?” -Taso Tasigiannis

Video: Pizza Tots From GD Bro Burger

You can probably eat these either way, but just not at the same time. That’s a surefire way to lose an eye.

“Collectors item!!!!” – Anthony Hagen

STORY: McDonald’s Latest Recall On Fitness Tracker Sets Company Record

Very true, Anthony. Keep your tracker and in 20 years, you can probably to go a collector and get a solid $4 for it.

“Is it weird that it looks Better after the acid??” – John Otto


STORY: This Is What Happens When You Pour Sulfuric Acid On A Big Mac

Chill, John! Big Macs look delicious. It does look pretty dope melted, though.

“Panda is so authentic… this chork is straight outta china too.” – Darryl Wesley


STORY: Behold The CHORK, Panda Express’ Combo Fork + Chopsticks

Yes, I would think they’d like to keep that kind of consistency.


“Still 30 mins late, I can bet you on that.” – Mishida Amaraki


STORY:Domino’s Wants To Make Drone-Delivered Pizzas A Reality Soon

Unless there’s some epic drone wars going on up there, Star Wars style, they better not be so damn late.

“The justice league needs some beers after work.” – Hermosillo Ivan


VIDEO: Man Dresses Up As Batman And Steals 2 Cases Of Beer [WATCH]

You’re probably right. Who knows how many times The League does this? They should have sent the Flash for this job though. He wouldn’t have gotten caught.

“Coincidence??? I think not” -Jeremie E.


STORY: California Burger Chain Is Giving Out Free Bacon Dogs On International Bacon Day

Solid catch, Jeremie! Can’t believe we didn’t catch that! But who are you DM-ing on the top right corner, bro, and can I get them digits??

“Francis Hughes Connell Now someone tell me why my man Drake is in KFC’s kitchen?.” -Setsuna Yuen
“Yo, it’s Drake with the Colonel. He’s known the secret recipe this whole time.” -SpamEggs AndRice
“Started from the fryer now Were here started from the fryer now my whole finger lickin team here!” -Matthew John Steel
“Drake’s dad.” -Joey Olivares
“So Drake is a vampire and knows how to make his own KFC?” -Mole Esther


STORY: Colonel Sanders’ Nephew Casually Reveals KFC’s Secret Recipe

So, the stock KFC Facebook post we had on this story had a fellow who looked a little bit like Grammy award-winning artist Drake. YOLO is bullshit, ’cause clearly Drake was here in a past life.


M&M’s Darwinism: Why the Blue Ones Are Inferior


I’m pretty sure I wasn’t the only one to sort my M&Ms into piles according to color (candy segregation is not cool, folks) when I was younger, working backwards from orange to green so I could save my favorite for last. Of course, none of this had any real bearing on the candy. The color of the shell, I have since learned, doesn’t really affect the taste of the M&M. I was just a little OCD.

This kid, however, Facebook user Luke Something, has the right idea. He understands it’s not the color of the shell, but the strength. I eagerly await the day when a superior breed of M&M becomes our chocolate-flavored overlord, even if it is an orange one. Though apparently, it’s probably going to be brown or red. So.


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