That’s right, it’s time for our weekly ugh-why-cant-the-US-have-any-of-the-nice-things cry sesh. Today’s topic? Pizza. Specifically, Domino’s Pizza. Even more specifically, Domino’s Pizza with cheese buns instead of cardboard for the crust. Ugh, WHY can’t the U.S. have any of the nice things? Waaaaahhh.
It’s another odd World Cup tie-in that the red and blue pizza chain is offering in South Korea, named the Churrasco Cheese Roll. In Brazil, “churrasco” is a general term for barbecue, and refers to the pizza’s topping of chimichurri-seasoned steak, along with mozzarella, gouda, sun-dried tomatoes, mango habanero sauce, onions, green peppers, and mushrooms, reports Brand Eating.
Most exciting though are pull apart cheese buns that make up the crust. Each looks kind of like a deviled egg and is decked in a layer of cheese sauce and bacon bits. We’re not sure how “Brazilian” it is, but we’ll go ahead and take a brazillion.