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Take Your Food to bed With These Cuddly Oversized Produce Pillows

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Yes, that is a giant carrot and yes it is indeed a body pillow. Sure, it’s a little weird but admit it, you’re into it. This Giant Carrot Body Pillow aka “4 Foot Stuffed Carrot for Loneliness” as its creator calls it, is being sold on Etsy by Jumbo Jibbles. Just as the name suggests this gigantic carrot is made for your comfort.

Do you still long for the carrot that got away? Its earthy smell and soft, fluttery leaves? When you were together, you felt so grounded. It was a healthy relationship. But now it is over.

The pillow is made with orange fleece stuffed with polyester fibers and bean bag filler so it’s soft enough to hug while it molds to your body. If you want to tone down the creepy factor that comes with spooning a giant carrot, the pillow can also be used as an Easter prop for an equally giant bunny. From leaf to tip the carrot measures 6 feet tall making it the perfect bedtime buddy.

If veggies aren’t your thing, Jumbo Jibbles also offers oversized fruit pillows including a somewhat questionable looking giant kiwi pillow…I’ll just leave this here:

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Giant Carrot Body Pillow, $88 @ Etsy

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Dangling Mushroom and Carrot Sweater Shorts, For Your Own Dangling Mushrooms and Carrots

This is all PETA’s fault. If it wasn’t for that damn veggie-dick video, imagining male genitalia as produce would have remained the safely hidden pastime of desperate housewives. But now the internet’s gotten a hold of it, and apparently, it’s not letting go.

This winter, because you know if you don’t, someone else will, why not buy yourself a pair of these vegetable-inspired “Sexy men Shorts” from etsy? Apparently they’re “ideal for cold weather” and not itchy at all. Just don’t be surprised if more than one confused visitor decides to take a bite, or judges you for being more baby carrot than full-blown carrot stick.

“Sexy Men” Veggie Sweater Shorts: $50-75 @ etsy

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Deconstructed Carrot Cake

Qyel Antonio is a great photographer, and by the looks of it, equally as impressive in the kitchen. He just put us on notice that he has some amazing creations coming out of his Bakery and Pastry rotation in culinary school. One that caught our eye was this deconstructed carrot cake dish, featuring a brown sugar spice cake, cream cheese mousse, carrot sauce, rum raisin ice cream and candied walnuts.

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Carrot Hot Dog

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Dubbed the “Hebrew National’s First Carrot Dog” by its assumed creator @kevindelaney11 I’m going to venture out and guess that Hebrew National had nothing to do with this cute little creation. Either way, maybe this will inspire some little kids to get their vitamins via a hot-dog-shaped-carrot. Or not? Either way.