A Trail Of Macaroni Salad Led To The Capture Of Stupid Restaurant Burglars


When burglars steal an entire surveillance system, you’d think they’d be the kind of thieves who’d be more careful with the evidence they leave behind. Turns out, that’s not so much the case with this New York restaurant robbery.

Upon investigating the New York Build-A-Burger, police discovered a “steady trail of macaroni salad” along with parts of surveillance equipment leaving the crime scene.

Turns out the three suspects also stole a bowl of the side dish and shared it as they made their escape. As the officers followed the trail, they eventually found and arrested the suspects.

Police charged the macaroni salad thieves with third-degree burglary, third-degree criminal mischief and fourth-degree grand larceny.

Packaged Food

So Everything Bagel-Flavored Pasta Exists


We’re guessing this was probably invented on a Monday, probably by some sorry suited sap who wasted his morning sitting outside eating a bagel instead of thinking of new pasta flavors and who, when it came to his turn during the weekly ideation session, probably looked down to see his poppy, sesame, garlic, onion, and salt-laden tie and shouted out the first thing he could think of: “How about an everything bagel flavor?”

And thus evil genius was born.

Granted, it’s a little less portable than what we’re used to and cream cheese and caper pasta sauce might not even taste good, but at least it looks really hipster – that’s the important thing.

Everything Bagel Fusili $8 @ New York Mouth

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