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A Woman Broke Into Drake’s House Just To Drink His Sprite

Drake has had a pretty rough April, as he claimed to be racially profiled at a country club during Coachella weekend, and now we’re finding out his Hidden Hills home got broken into earlier this month.

On April 3, Mesha Collins was on her worst behavior, as police found her hiding in Drake’s house, helping herself to some soda and water, according to LA Times.

Drake wasn’t home at the time, per the Huffington Post, but his property manager guided police to the burglar, who was apparently locked in a room.

Not only did she down a Pepsi, Sprite and Fiji water, but she was reportedly wearing one of Drake’s hoodies when police found her.

It’s unknown how she got into the “Yolo Estate” (Yes, that’s literally what Drake’s corny ass named it), as there were no signs of forced entry, but at least she never made it out with any property.

After being arrested and charged with burglary, she was held on $100,000 bail, and will have her day in court Wednesday.

It’s a shame Drake wasn’t home, because he probably would have kept her captive in the room, fallen in love Beauty and the Beast-style, then written a fire album about it.

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Guy Dressed Like a Teletubbie Breaks Into House to Steal Leftover Chinese Food

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Nope, it’s not a joke. Anyone currently watching American Horror Story: Freak Show knows that clowns are once again as scary as ever. However, there will always be a terror in our hearts for the emotionless faces of the Teletubbies. So imagine one breaking into your home in the middle of the night.

According to a Bethlehem, PA, police report, a man dressed as a yellow Teletubbie broke into a friend’s house and stole some Chinese food from the refrigerator and dumped it into his man purse.

Bethlehem police responded to the call after the owner of the residence reported the damage done to his door, reports Lehigh Valley Live. The police found the costumed thief a few blocks away from the home. Obviously it wasn’t difficult, thanks to the large yellow costume and giant man purse filled with leftovers.

The owner of the home declined to press charges to what likely is nothing more than a drunken prank by a friend. Still, it’s gotta be a blast for the officer filing the report.

H/T First We Feast

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Grocery Store Turns Burglary Footage Into a Hilarious Commercial [Video]

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You make lemonade. Add vodka. Make a crude electrical battery. Free sh*t is awesome. You make a TV ad. At least, that’s what Kent Pfrimmer, owner of  Kent’s Meats and Groceries in Redding, California, decided to do. The initial video of the attempted burglary became an internet sensation thanks to Reddit and brought the grocery store a wave of publicity.

Naturally, Pfrimmer decided to turn the footage of the unsuccessful break-in into a hilarious commercial. Watch below as a man dressed in pajamas, loafers and stockings (so chic!) attempts to hurl a rock through a window and as pastrami sandwiches get face time. It gets no better.

H/T Neatorama

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Florida Woman Steals Police Cruiser Then Drives it to McDonald’s

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While St. Pete cops in Florida were inside investigating a domestic quarrel in an apartment, Vanessa Nicole Brooks, 22, hopped into one of two police cars parked outside. Brooks grabbed the keys located in the vehicle, started the car and on her way out collided with the other police cruiser, causing damage.

Less than 15 minutes later, the officers emerged from the apartment and to their dismay, discovered that one of their cars had been stolen. Tampa police and the Florida Highway Patrol were notified and told to keep a lookout for the stolen vehicle.

We suppose being on the run from the popo is exhausting and builds up your appetite, so you can’t really blame Brooks for stopping by a McDonald’s in Tampa. Unfortunately for her, she was quickly spotted at the fast food chain and forced to cut her meal short as she fled the scene on foot. Police chased and arrested Brooks. Meanwhile, the car was left in gear and rolled backward into a tree. Thus, damaging the second police cruiser as well.

As Sun Sentinel put it, “The cops were not lovin’ it.”

H/T Sun Sentinel & Tampa Bay Times