China is Eating Pears that Look Like Babies


Remember when Japan “cornered the market on square fruit” with blocky watermelon? What, did you not know there was a square fruit market? Lame. We’ve been on our novelty fruit game for weeks now.

Well, a few years ago, China decided geometric shapes were old hat. They wanted to upgrade — fruit shapes with actual meaning, substance, y’know? So, logically, farmer Hao Xianzhang came back at Japan with pears that look like babies (called Buddha pears), grown in little snap-on plastic molds. The concept is the same: Tuck the fruit inside when it’s teeny-tiny and wait for it to fill its parameters. Voila! Suddenly, you’re serving up potential sacrilegion for just $7.25 (or 50 yuan)!


H/T + PicThx Toxel


I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha: The Buddha Butter Dish

If you’re one of those conversationalists who still use butter on the regular (kudos to you, btw!) and need a means to keep it fresh, this joyful porcelain Buddha Butter Dish will keep your butter in as good a condition as possible. If you’re one to compare spreading butter to a religious experience, you might have found a product to materialize that passion. The entire unit measures 6.75″ x 4″ x 5″.  ($24 @ FredFlare)