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Hit-Or-Miss

Poop Emoji Churros Just Became A Sh*tty Reality

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In what might be the shittiest dessert creation we’ve ever seen, Nick from The Naughty Churro created a new Poop Emoji Churro Sundae he appropriately named The Number Two.

You may remember a few weeks ago he created these beautiful Cotton Candy Churro ice cream sandwiches topped with edible glitter and butterflies. In a complete 180, the churro innovator created a poop churro brownie based on the popular emoji.

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Every time I tried to make a chocolate churro, people said “it looks like shit”. So, I rolled with it.

The dessert is made with a chocolate churro base and coated in cocoa sugar. It’s served on top of a scoop of ice cream topped with chocolate syrup and crushed Oreos. The eyes and mouth on the brownie, used to emote the pile of poo, is made with a fondant and an edible black marker. Nick conceptualized ridiculous idea with his wife, Carmen.

We thought that poop is really hot right now.

You can find The Number Two at the Naughty Churro stand in 626 Night Market from August 5-7.

Photo: The Naughty Churro

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How To Turn Your Cake Into Cones In 3 Different Ways

Our buddy Josh Elkin recently dropped by the Foodbeast Kitchen with an idea for a sweet cake recipe. He wanted to turn our three favorite kinds of cakes into hand-held cones.

The three flavors he used were Funfetti, Red Velvet and Brownie. All you need are a box of each respective mix (which you’ll be able to find at any grocery store), eggs, oil, milk, frosting, some ice cream and a few snow cone cups.

Whisk together your cake mix, eggs, oil and water until it’s smooth. Then pour them into the snow cone cups and bake in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 degrees.

Once the cones are done baking, throw the frosting into a plastic bag for piping. Carefully cut a small hole in the center of your cake cones and start piping the frosting inside until it reaches out the top. For the brownie, you’ll want to use ice cream.

You bet we came out of this shoot with sticky fingers.

Check out our video with Josh for the play by play.

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Packaged Food

Planters Releases Dessert Peanuts Including BANANA SUNDAE

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Planters Peanuts has launched a line of peanuts based on some of America’s most popular desserts. The four flavors are Turtle Sundae, Banana Sundae, Oatmeal Raisin Cookie and Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownie.

Y’know, in case we wanted to deviate from salty peanuts.

The Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownie Mix is made with peanut butter candy covered peanuts, cocoa peanuts, milk chocolate covered brownie flavor bits, peanuts and peanut butter candy pieces

The Turtle Sundae Mix features Chocolate candy covered caramel bits, vanilla yogurt covered peanuts, pecans, salted caramel flavored peanuts and chocolate candy covered peanuts

The Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Mix has Oatmeal flavored covered raisins, yogurt and graham covered raisins, cinnamon-toasted almonds, pecans and raisins

Finally, the Banana Sundae Mix boasts honey-roasted peanuts, chocolate candy covered peanuts, vanilla yogurt covered peanuts, strawberry flavored yogurt covered peanuts and banana chips.

Imagine throwing all of them into one communal bowl. Now that’s a party.

Those with a nutty sweet tooth can find 6-oz bags of Planters’ dessert or in a 3 oz for limited flavors.

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Cravings

How To Infuse Your Rice Krispie Treats With Brownies

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Rice Krispies Treats and brownies are two of the most convenient desserts around. They’re neither too sticky, nor too soggy to carry around all day and munch on.

Oh Bite It! came up with a brilliant recipe for Rice Krispie Treat Brownies that combines the best of both desserts into one time-saving bite.

All you need is brownie mix, rice cereal, marshmallows and butter.

First make your standard Rice Krispie Treat in a standard springform pan. Once it’s complete, press down on the marshmallow-cereal mixture until it’s as flat as possible.

Now, you’re gonna get started on making that brownie mixture.

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When everything’s mixed together and you have a nice smooth batter, pour it on top of your Rice Krispie. Even out the brownie mix as it seeps through into your rice mix.

Set the oven to 350 degrees and bake for 3o minutes until it’s firm. Once it’s out, let it cool and you’re ready to serve.

Oh Bite It! also recommends using marshmallow creamRice-Krisp-Brownies drizzle. Looks and sounds AMAZING.

Photos: Oh Bite It!

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Brownie. Cookie. Dulce de Leche. Gawd.

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Recipe Mind Over Batter

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NEED: Potato Chip and Caramel Brownie

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Recipe The Recipe Rebel

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Sweets

Krispy Kreme Now Has Brownie Batter and Birthday Cake Batter Doughnuts

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Because everyone knows the best part of any baked dessert is licking the excess batter, Krispy Kreme is making a line of donuts catering solely to the crave. The two additions to the menu are the Birthday Cake and Brownie doughnuts, giving us a pretty sweet excuse to celebrate our stomachs.

The Birthday Cake Batter Doughnut is a combination of Krispy Kreme filling and cake batter filling inside of a yeast donut topped with yellow icing and multicolored confetti sprinkles. The Brownie Batter Doughnut features a chocolate yeast donut filled with brownie batter filling topped with chocolate icing and mini chocolate chips.

The donuts will only be available for a limited time at participating Krispy Kreme locations. While the grown-up in me is rationalizing getting one of each, the kid in me is doing cartwheels. I’ll take two, please.

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Sweets

Cookie Dough Donuts Land on Planet Earth, Er, Dunkin’ Donuts

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For Valentine’s Day, Dunkin’ Donuts is releasing new heart-shaped donuts. This might be a great option for those who can’t stand the hassle of going out for Valentine’s but dig the idea of “serving” up a romantic breakfast for your significant other.

Returning this year is the Brownie Batter Donut, a heart-shaped pastry filled with chocolate brownie batter buttercream and topped with chocolate icing and heart sprinkles. The Cookie Dough Donut is a new and intriguing addition to the line up and banks on the recent cookie dough trend (see: magical Cookie Dough Oreos). The newcomer features a heart-shaped donut filled with cookie dough buttercream and topped with chocolate icing and heart sprinkles. Dunkin’ Donuts is also offering new Brown Sugar Cinnamon Coffee and Lattes to pair with your sweet treats.

The Valentine’s Day heart-shaped donuts will only be available through February.