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New Drumstick Ice Cream Cereal Makes The Dessert For Breakfast Dream Come True

 

I’m pretty sure most of us have had that pipe dream where we envisioned a world where having ice cream for breakfast was an acceptable, and even encouraged, practice. I mean, save for our lactose-intolerant friends out there, who wouldn’t want to dive into a bowl of the cold comfort that ice cream brings every morning?

Thankfully, the wonderful folks at General Mills and Nestlé are in the dream making business, because we now have Drumstick Ice Cream cereal to look forward to! Perfect timing for the warmer months coming — and frankly, at any other time we want — the Drumstick Ice Cream Cereal will be available nationwide exclusively at Walmart starting this week. The release will feature two flavors: Classic Vanilla and Mint Chocolate.

The recent trend of breakfast cereal getting sweeter and even wackier lives on in this release, and we’re not mad at it. Not one bit. Although, eating the cereal version of Drumsticks will most likely miss our favorite part of eating them in the first place: the dense nugget of milk chocolate at the bottom of the cone.

Ah well, they say true love doesn’t fully manifest unless there’s some sacrifice, right?

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Wienerschnitzel Debuts Breakfast Cereal Milkshakes, Kind Of Like Burger King’s

Last year, Burger King introduced a line of breakfast cereal shakes to the fast food world. These included Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Froot Loops, and Lucky Charms.

Well, it looks like Wienerschnitzel is following in Burger King’s footsteps by releasing their own line of breakfast cereal shakes.

Announced on their Facebook page, the three new flavors are: Cocoa Krispies, Trix, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

A Cinnamon Toast Crunch shake was also Burger King’s latest addition to their limited time menu last October. Wonder if the burger chain will reciprocate with their own versions of Cocoa Krispies and Trix shakes?

The three shakes will be available at participating Wienerschnitzel locations from now through April. You can get one for $2.99 with a coupon found here.

Hmm, if we had to choose, a trip to Wienerschnitzel would probably be more worthwhile for our gut. We do love our chili dogs.

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90s Cartoons and Cereal Pairings: A Classy Affair

Cartoons and cereal are sacred to any kid. They’re the closest thing little, funny human beings have to cuisine and culture. Now, consider the art form that is blending, enhancing the ultimate experience of childhood. Here now are cartoon and cereal pairings to class it up a bit.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles / Fruit Loops

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Photos: Pinterest and Foodbeast

This celebrated study of color and individualism exemplifies what it means be unique while working well as part of a group. Cherish the component and the whole in this brilliant pairing of singularity as a means of teamwork.

 

X-Men / Crunch Berries

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Photos: The AV Club and Walmart

Among the bland beiges of life, there are fascinating, extraordinary pops of added color and extra flavor. Experience the theory with nearly all your senses and philosophize what would be if only the feverish humans of this series could see the beautiful balance and perfect harmony of this cereal. The pairing makes for a delicious metaphor.

 

Rugrats / Honey Nut Cheerios

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Photos: PRI and Soap

A cereal your parents also ate for a show your parents also watched, this combination explores the relationship of parent-child. A fragile dance of senses, it bounces with enough flavor to be a treat, but mellows with enough restraint to be sensible.

 

Doug / Life

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Photos: Huffington Post and Serious Eats

Elevate your nature with a character study that essentially asked you to understand the intricacies of life. The show’s muted color palette and healthy outlook pairs well with this thoughtful, mature cereal, making it a pairing for the ages.

 

Rocko’s Modern Life / Reese’s Puffs

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Photos: Polygon and Relish

Go beyond the scope of everyday humdrum with a show you couldn’t believe your parents let you watch and a cereal you couldn’t believe they let you eat. Together, off-the-chart flavor and just enough “out there” will have you feeling lifted, as if you’re getting away with something you shouldn’t.

 

The Magic School Bus / Alpha-Bits

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Photos: Google Play and Wal-mart

Focus is key in this coupled adventure of tutelage. Improving our knowledge and revitalizing our senses is what we should strive for each and every day. Here, feed your stomach as much as your brain by learning while snacking and viewing.

 

Hey Arnold! / Chex

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Photos: Hello Giggles and Wal-mart

Follow your spoon as an extension of your heart with this quaint reflection of urban upbringing. The show proved that no matter who you are, you are welcomed. Celebrate individualism by picking one of the flavors of the family — Rice, Honey Nut, Cinnamon, Wheat, and Chocolate among them — that best encapsulates who you are, where you’re going, and what you’ll be someday.

 

The Weekenders / Rice Krispie Treats

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Photos: Disney Wiki and PicClick

A study in cool, this program carries every interest in you living up to the level of steez you’ve always known you had in you, whether on the surface or deep down. Triumph over any doubt by eating the cereal so cool that it’s just as good as a milkless snack.

 

Pokémon / Lucky Charms

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Photos: Otaku Dome and PopSugar

Keep on the lookout for the best part of your world, whether it’s fierce creatures or marshmallows. There’s no such thing as kind of trying here. In this evaluation of what you have and what you want, you’ll investigate the satisfaction of (finally) catching them all.

 

Batman: The Animated Series / Count Chocula

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Photos: Comic Vine and Cerealously

A moody pairing, these two celebrate dark tones and darker themes that you’ll be all too willing to embrace. These tasty concoctions make for a tastier combination that also makes you think. Welcome your most pensive nature.

 

Recess / Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Photos: Black Nerd Problems and General Mills

Matched with a structured audio/visual presentation of what we know to be childhood, this cereal was the quintessential breakfast choice of the cabinet or pantry. It was the one we could all agree on as kids, paired with a show that pointed out the wild subtleties of playground politics.

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Packaged Food

Apparently, Sexy Granola Will Make You Better At Sex

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At least according to the manufacturers of SEXCEREAL, a new granola-based breakfast cereal claiming to improve the sexual experiences of both men and women with each seed-packed swallow.

The cereal comes in two separately-gendered versions (men get a mixture containing bee pollen and wheat germ, women get ginger and sunflower seeds) and claims that the differently calibrated cereals will fill a gaping hole in the breakfast food industry by providing something “sexy and fun.”

Props to cereal creator Peter Ehrlich for doing his best to make sexy granola a thing, but we’re pretty sure that anyone who relies on eating bags of bee pollen or ginger to save their sex life is in need of more than a cereal intervention.

SexCereal $20 @SexCereal

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