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Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer

Tender beef is almost always preferred over tough, chewy beef. While we all want to achieve this level of tenderness, very few of us want to look like pansies while doing so. That’s where this brass knuckle meat pulverizer enters the equation, allowing you to take out your frustrations on slabs of meat. This Knuckle Pounder is solid brushed aluminum alloy and measures 4.25″ x 2.75″ x 2″. ($9.95 @ CoolStuffExpress)

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Brass Knuckle Corkscrew

This is a type of brass knuckles I would never recommend using on another human. Maybe if you’re going to punch the top of a wine bottle, but even then, it’s not the brightest idea. Complete your hardcore look and cork crazy bottles of wine with this Brass Knuckle Corkscrew. ($9.99 @ ThinkGeek)

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Bourgeois Brass Knuckle Screw

Created by Chromoly, the Bourgeois Brass Knuckle Screw doubles as a cork screw for your wine and as an extremely effective defensive weapon. Each chrome plated piece comes in a laser etched handmade walnut box and is being produced in a numbered limited edition run of 50 pieces.