This Bakery Creates Gorgeous, Hilariously Offensive Cakes


When you’re scrambling to get a last-minute birthday cake for someone, you definitely want it to say the perfect thing. The letters inscribed in icing can make or break any relationship, be it coworker, loved one or significant other. Sarah Brockett doesn’t care about that.

The graphic designer is responsible for the Bold Bakery, a Michigan-based bakery known for selling beautifully offensive cakes. Brockett’s business is described as the perfect place to cater to anyone deserving of crude or offensive messages, while featuring gorgeous typography along with a, presumably, delicious cake.

Definitely something you wouldn’t want to buy for Grandma, but would make a funny birthday memory for a close friend or an asshole coworker.

Check out some of the hilarious sweets the Bold Bakery has to offer.



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H/T Design Taxi Picthx Sarah Brockett

Fast Food

Del Taco Has a Secret Menu, These Two Words at the Register Will Grant You Access

This week, our boy Marc dropped some heavy news during a 3 am drunken munchie run to Del Taco. Apparently, you can add “secret sauce” and fries to any item on the Del Taco menu by simply asking the cashier to “Go Bold” on your order. Meaning, we’ve been depriving our chicken soft tacos of fry-stuffed brilliance this entire time. Meaning, our lives have been a secret sauce-less lie void of meaning until now.

Not one to take the state of our fast food affairs lightly, we ventured to a local Del Taco to seek the truth. Upon arrival at the drive-thru, we asked the gentleman working the speaker box about this curious Go Bold rumor. He swiftly confirmed its existence and at that point, all hell broke loose. We promptly went, er, BOLD on the following: a quesadilla, a crispy shrimp burrito, three chicken soft tacos, a Double Del Cheeseburger, and a vanilla shake.

Needless to say, it was a hotmess. It was glorious. It was extreme bubble guts a few hours later but so, so worth it.

Check out the best spoils of our labor below.


Chicken Soft Taco + BOLD



Cheesy Quesadilla + BOLD



Double Del Cheeseburger + BOLD



Crispy Shrimp Taco + BOLD



Vanilla Milkshake + BOLD



The receipt: 39 cents charge per BOLD item



Fun fact: The secret sauce is made of the same magic mysterious-ness that appears on the coveted chicken soft taco.