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Insane Bloody Mary Topped with Popcorn, Nachos, Burgers & Obligatory Bacon

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We didn’t think it was possible, but this Bloody Mary may be more insane than this previous behemoth.

This $5 drink-turned-smorgasbord hails from O’Davey’s Pub, a restaurant in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin that unleashes a new food-stuffed cocktail on the first Sunday of every month.

This edition — piled high with cheese curds (duh, it’s Wisconsin), popcorn, nachos, pickles, sausages, soft pretzels, bacon and burgers — was created in honor of Opening Day for the Milwaukee Brewers. It’s available for drinking (eating?) after 11:30 a.m. while supplies last.

If you don’t live in Wisconsin, you likely just missed the Cinco de Mayo version. But, hey, June is full of opportunities. Red, white and blue foods for Flag Day? Beef jerky bourbon with a fishing pole as garnish for Fathers Day? The possibilities are endless and a little scary.

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H/T + PicThx Eater

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This Epic Bloody Mary Is Topped With a Bacon Cheeseburger, Crawfish & Beef Jerky

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A crawfish, a bacon cheeseburger, a shrimp, some cheese, beef jerky, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, green beans, okra, onions, tomatoes, olives, a pickle and a half pint of beer. No, this isn’t my grocery list. Just the list of ingredients in the most ridiculous Bloody Mary concocted at the Anvil Pub in Dallas, TX. Well, the most ridiculous Bloody Mary since this.

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I am honestly hesitant to call this thing a beverage. It’s an alcoholic meal, thrown together under the guise of a Bloody Mary. After drink-eating this you could go to the bathroom, say Bloody Mary three times and scare the hell out of any ghost.

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H/T IncredibleThings

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Welcome to Your First Hangover Breakfast of 2013

GOOD MORNING SWEETIE! WELCOME TO 2013!!!

Oh, was that too loud?

Sorry, just got a little excited there. How’s this? Better? Good.

Well, here we are. We finally made it, past the bath salt zombies, past the last Twilight movie, past Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style, to the other side of the 2012-2013, post-Mayan Doomsday divide. So if you spent last night throwing the finger at the absolute shitshow that was 2012, I don’t blame you.

Your memory might be a little spotty, but at least you know it was a good time right?

But now the party’s over and you probably feel more like this:

So, whenever you’re ready to face the New Year (or heck, even the new day), here are a few hangover breakfast recipes to help get you through to January 2.

Coconut Water Chiller

According to TIME Magazine, coconut water can be used in medical emergencies as an alternative to other IV liquids. And I don’t know about you, but that fact, combined with the heavenly elixir’s light and sweet taste, is more than enough reason whip up a nice cool glass of this stuff. Or you know, two or three.

H/T A Passionate Plate

 

Sriracha Bloody Mary

Another liquid, because the thought of solids probably doesn’t sound all that appealing right now. The added sriracha instead of tabasco could also help give you that extra kick to at least try and start your day. And trying has got to count for something.

H/T White on Rice Couple

 

Homemade Gatorade

And the final drink on the list, in case coconut water’s too fruity and Bloody Mary’s are too housewifey and you didn’t have the foresight to grab yourself a bottle of regular Gatorade as chaser.

H/T Katy She Cooks

 

Maple Bacon Donuts

If and when you are ready to have some solid food though, these maple bacon donuts could be perfect for the drunken muncher with a sweet tooth. Because you probably already hate yourself anyway.

H/T How Sweet It Is

 

Sliced Bread Pizza

Pizza for a hangover is amazing, that’s a no-brainer. But sometimes the phone is too far or you just don’t want to wait the 30 minutes it’ll take for your (probably also hungover) pizza truck driver to get there. Luckily there’s such a thing as a microwave and sliced bread, halle-freaking-lujah.

H/T Dil Se

 

Fried Ramen and Eggs

Kind of a layman’s pad thai. Thankfully also super cheap to make, you know, in case you blew all your cash at the bar. Because you did. Just FYI.

H/T UniqueandGood

 

Banana and Nutella Stuffed French Toast

Mushy, gushy and potassium filled, bananas take very little effort to eat and don’t sit nearly as heavily as most other foods do in your stomach the morning after. The Nutella and deep fried bread just happen to be very delicious bonuses.

H/T Just a Taste

 

Spicy Cheesy Beef Tater Tot Hangover Casserole

Last but not least, the cheesy, greasy, potatoey motherlode. Now supposedly all these things are actually really bad for you, especially when you’re nursing a hangover. But for some reason they taste amazing and frankly, if it’s wrong, I for one don’t want to be right.

H/T Fat and Happy

Now, we understand that even though it’s probably 12, 3 or even 6 in the afternoon right now, you’re probably not ready to be up and about. So we’re just gonna leave this list right here. So go ahead, close your eyes, close the curtains, maybe change out of your party dress into your comfy PJs and sleep off the rest of the booze.

Just come on back when you’re ready for some New Year’s breakfast noms, ya hear?

 

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This Is What A Bacon Cheeseburger Bloody Mary Looks Like

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Everyone has their own cure for hangovers. Personally, I eat the dirtiest, greasiest most viscerally satisfying food I can conjure up and wrap it up in bacon. The Bloody Mary is arguably the most popular hangover elixir and over at Milwaukee’s Best Burgers, they’re redefining this classic cure using a little bit more than a celery stick.

In addition to a skewered shrimp, asparagus, cherry tomato, brussel sprout, hot dog, cheese block and a couple other spherical foods indiscernible from a cursory glance, this monster of a cocktail is topped off with an entire 1/3 lb bacon cheeseburger! If that wasn’t enough — which, of course it’s not because this is America — you’re treated to a glass of  Sprecher beer to wash it all down. Needless to say, you’re doing it right Milwaukee’s Best Burgers.

via Obvious Winner

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OMG – Can We Haz? Tiny Eggs Benedict & Other Itty Bitty Comfort Food

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We’re upset for two reasons. 1) That we didn’t think of making itty bitty nomz first and 2) That we’re not friends with the tiny people who are obviously making these fantastic delights. Gosh, there’s just something about the cuteness that made even the guys here at Foodbeast go, “Awww, that’s so cute!” 

The minuscule meals come from the writers over at SpoonForkBacon and the recipes can be hunted down in their book Tiny Food Party! 

More mini bites below:

Tiny Banh Mi

Tiny Banh Mi

Tiny Bloody Marys

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Tiny Tacos

Tiny Tacos

Tiny Food Party!, available for $18.95 on Amazon.

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Bloody Mary Beef Jerky Straw

What’s better than a tall cold glass of bloody mary?  7.75 inches of 100% meat to suck it up with, that’s what!

There’s nothing better than a good hearty snack to keep you partying hard all night long. And the best part is, after the drink is gone there’s a bloody mary infused meat stick to look forward to if nothing else. ($24/ 3 packs of 10 @ Amazon)

[Thx IncredibleThings]