Taco Bell: New Bacon Ranch Tortada

Taco Bell is just rolling out the goods. Here we have their new Bacon Ranch Tortada. A warm flour tortilla loaded with fire-grilled marinated all-white meat chicken, crisp shredded lettuce, diced ripe tomatoes, crispy flavorful bacon, and avocado ranch sauce, all grilled together hot and toasty. If I was about an inch tall, I would live in one of these because it would be awesome, what could go wrong?