I’ve never understood people’s obsessions with wearing hideous scarves and sweaters during the holidays, but these Egg & Bacon and Sushi Nom Nom scarves from Think Geek aren’t hideous – they’re just awesome.
Now you can spend your frigid winters looking down and imagining whole trains of raw fish or crispy bacon hanging around your neck. Never mind that they’re not made of actual food and that salivating over them (or worse, tasting them!) will just make you look like a class-A weirdo. Just give ‘em a splash of your favorite bacon or sushi-scented perfumes and pretend they’re good enough.
Nom Nom Scarves $30 @ ThinkGeek