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Bachelor Party Badass Chugs A Beer Through Salmon’s Butthole

Since the dawn of time, bachelor parties have had at least one thing in common: craziness. Some things, like strippers and illegal alcohol/drugs, are the most common sources of a crazy bachelor party. For a handful of ballsy men from British Columbia, Canada, their vice is none other than…salmon.

After setting out on two fishing boats, Sal (short for salmon, and the name I’m using since the real names in this story have been omitted) and his crew came back only to learn that one boat had caught all the salmon, while the other boat virtually caught nothing.

Well, bringing nothing back after an entire day of fishing was sure to draw some jokes and mockery from the other boat. So in order to make up for the glaring lack of scaly lake-dwellers, one hard-partying dude decided to show off one of his more famous party tricks. That’s really all I can say, so your best bet is to check it out for yourselves.

I don’t know about you, but the thought of putting my lips on a fish’s butthole to make a functioning beer bong has never occurred to me. I would also never waste that much beer, that’s a travesty. You saw that little bit of fish guts hanging from the top of the fish, right? It wasn’t just me? Ok good, just making sure.

I think it’s safe to say that this is one fish they definitely ordered up to be beer-battered.

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This Lonely Bachelor’s Food Blog Will Make You Cry

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Consider this a warning: Do NOT read this blog if:

  1. You happen to be eating alone right now
  2. You enjoy being happy
  3. Food fail sightings send you into deep depression

The Tumblr Dimly Lit Meals for One chronicles the sad bachelor meals we all know we made in college and beyond. It’s that awkward stage between figuring out how to cook pasta, but wanting to move away from Chinese takeout and burritos every night. It results in sad sad meals like couscous and tuna, soggy eggs on toast, and potato-thingies.

Seriously guys, if you’re really struggling this much, email me. I will come over and cook you a meal (maybe). You’re breaking my heart here.

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Space docking with Nigel Farrage

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Custard Danish

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Inspired by MasterChef Junior

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Onions, Tuna, Tomato. Probably smells fantastic.

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Fish Fil-A

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Rustic Mini-Pizza

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‘I-haven’t-gotten-laid-in-a-while toast’

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Korma, Lasagne, Sweet and Sour Chinese and Gnocci. Fusion food

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Depressed, but healthy

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Picthx Dimly Lit Meals For One