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Humor

World’s Biggest Asshole Asks Fast Food Workers to Remake His Burgers to Look Like Ads

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YouTuber Greg Benson wanted to find out what would happen if he asked fast food workers to redo his burgers to look more like their ads. We know what you’re thinking: that’s a surefire way to get pubes in your whopper. Regardless, Benson wore a hidden camera and asked employees at Burger King, Jack in the Box and McDonald’s to remake his “not very attractive” limp burgers into something “more like the picture”.

The results of the quick fixer-uppers are mildly surprising. Still, for his sake, we hope he didn’t eat the burger sequels. Unless he’s a fan of tacos with a side of loogies. Watch the world’s politest asshole prank your favorite fast food joints:

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Sweets

Edible Anus Chocolate Gives a New, Uncomfortable Meaning to ‘Brown-Nosing’

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Meet your anus. He might not get much attention during your day-to-day, but this fancy, artisan, preservative-free Belgian chocolate from the UK totally looks like him. I mean, I’m guessing.

Dubbed the “Edible Anus,” this totally cracked-out treat is handmade and preservative free, made using a mold “crafted from the posterior” of the company’s “stunning butt model.” Which means you are literally eating out of somebody’s ass.

It’s not all bad though. Imagine giving a pack of these to your dad for Father’s day, or your favorite professor for graduation. If you’re going to be a brown-noser, you should do it shamelessly, tastefully. Go on, don’t be an arse.

Available in white, milk chocolate and dark chocolate, as well as a new special edition silver version @ edibleanus.com.

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H/T + PicThx Design Taxi

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Products

Slang Flask

This thing is perfect for all you drinkers that become asshole’s when drunk. Oh wait, that’s most of us. Atleast you’re owning up to it while drinking out of this, right? Urban Outfitter’s should make a see-through flask with a dashed line in the middle of it and it should read, “I’m a little bitch if my alcohol level is above this line”. (Thx CM)